Far Cry: The Movie

[Kaido]

Trailer

Woot!

 

[Danman]

Wow.

I'm not sure what to say, I think this looks like, by far, the worst game-to-movie evar.

 

[Fenixgoon]

oh sweet jesus.. i'm going to see it just to find out how true it stays to the cheesy one-liner script of FC

also, what's up with the GM soliders? why no trigens?

 

[Anubis]

if that failure uwe bowle or whatever dirrecting it?

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Anubis
if that failure uwe bowle or whatever dirrecting it?

Yes

 

[destrekor]

hmm looks mindlessly entertaining. I'd like to see Boll succeed in that area for once in his life, because it seems he can only churn out shit. But since FarCry was mindless as it was, there's a lot of room for him to do decent. Here's to hoping.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Anubis
if that failure uwe bowle or whatever dirrecting it?

Yes

ok im gonna pass

 

[ballmode]

FAIL

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Danman
Wow.

I'm not sure what to say, I think this looks like, by far, the worst game-to-movie evar.

nah. Most of his other movies fit that description though. FarCry wasn't much to begin with. Great shooter first, storyline definitely came second.

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
oh sweet jesus.. i'm going to see it just to find out how true it stays to the cheesy one-liner script of FC

also, what's up with the GM soliders? why no trigens?

personally, I'd rather see the genetic soldiers than trigens. At least this seems a bit more plausible for some random island campaign.

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Anubis
if that failure uwe bowle or whatever dirrecting it?

Yes

ok im gonna pass

It's sad when even the trailer doesn't suck you in...the music wasn't nearly what it should have been. With the SFX/Vocals it sounds like a high school kid mixed it...didn't draw me in hardly at all.

But I loved the games so maybe I'll Netflix it

 

[Minjin]

Hey you! In the shirt!

 

[Miklebud]

You're kidding right...?

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Kaido

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Anubis
if that failure uwe bowle or whatever dirrecting it?

Yes

ok im gonna pass

It's sad when even the trailer doesn't suck you in...the music wasn't nearly what it should have been. With the SFX/Vocals it sounds like a high school kid mixed it...didn't draw me in hardly at all.

But I loved the games so maybe I'll Netflix it

yea, the production team definitely needs to learn the art of showmanship in their trailer work. It only worked with me because I have the mindset of 'let's see how this one does' since I know the mindless nature of the game and have the idea this could be mindlessly entertaining if he pulls it off. I am also expecting garbage but have a little hope.

 

[StageLeft]

Looks hideous.

 

[KB]

What "the Rock" was too busy to be Jack Carver? I thought he was made for that role. Oh wait he already did a crappy video game movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419706/

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: KB
What "the Rock" was too busy to be Jack Carver? I thought he was made for that role. Oh wait he already did a crappy video game movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419706/

at least I thought it was entertaining. Bad, but entertaining.

 

[Slick5150]

Great, thanks Uwe. Everyone was all smiles after having seen the Indiana Jones trailer today, and you had to ruin all our fun with that.

 

[TwiceOver]

Don't these always turn out bad?

Can't think of any good movies that stemmed from a video game.

 

[biggestmuff]

I hope Anthony Bourdain's scene stays in the final film.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Hopefully they arent basing it on the wii port

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
I hope Anthony Bourdain's scene stays in the final film.

Elaborate please.

The trailer looks absolutely brutal by the way and I can see why there are no trigens, because they had to spend all of the money on that fihsing boat. What was the budget for this thing? A million bucks? :roll:

KT

 

[fire400]

this can turn out to be another disaster: dead or alive - related..

by the way, I was your secret santa.

cya

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Don't these always turn out bad?

Can't think of any good movies that stemmed from a video game.

Warcraft will be the first, my friend... the first.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Looks like the movie was filmed in some parking lot.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

It will suck donkey dong. /thread