Fat chicks

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: gar3555

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Doboji
We men have no idea about female weight... because you lie to us consistently.

I never know how much my women weigh until I manage to either A) Steal their medical records or B) Trap them on a scale

How exactly do you 'trap' her on scale?

With the arrangement of my bathroom, it's basically a manuever involving entering the room at the same time they're leaving and not yielding the right of way. They sidestep right onto the scale without fail, then all it takes is you to skip a step and watch the numbers. I'm stealthy like that.

Just take em for a romantic evening out to the truck scale...there are plenty of them at either your local grain elevator, or weigh station.

Funny thing... I *DID* take a girl to the weigh station once. But it was secluded. And closed. And I parked in the State Police spaces, not on the scales. In retrospect, I should've parked there and tried to see how much I could make them change by... Um, rocking the boat.

 

[gar3555]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I like girls with a bit of chub on them. Not fat but soft. Nobody wants to hump a bag of bones, lol.

Amen to that!

 

[RagingBITCH]

If she weighs more than me.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Never seen a chick over 135 that was really attractive.

The standard for beauty is thin, medium height and fairly curvy.

A hottie?

I bet you pop wood over Calista Flockhart huh?

OMGHOTFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Never seen a chick over 135 that was really attractive.

The standard for beauty is thin, medium height and fairly curvy.

A hottie?

I bet you pop wood over Calista Flockhart huh?

Nah this is what I like:

http://www.ecard4all.com/Actress/MalaikaArora/imgb/a6.jpg

http://www.despardes.com/India/ent/Padma%20Lakshmi.jpg

http://shirz78.skyblog.com/pics/17250382.jpg

Thin, tan and fit baby.

Indian women = hottt

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Never seen a chick over 135 that was really attractive.

The standard for beauty is thin, medium height and fairly curvy.

You've got to be kidding. That's about the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

Why? Did I hurt your feelings or something? The scientific standard for beauty is somewhere around there. I.E. what everyone finds attractive on some level.

I'm sorry I don't like fat girls and I have no sympathy. Get out and exercise.

I'm not fat myself so I prefer someone that has a good body.

Awwww...it's OK. Some day you'll grow up, and if you're lucky you might even get laid!

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Never seen a chick over 135 that was really attractive.

The standard for beauty is thin, medium height and fairly curvy.

You've got to be kidding. That's about the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

Why? Did I hurt your feelings or something? The scientific standard for beauty is somewhere around there. I.E. what everyone finds attractive on some level.

I'm sorry I don't like fat girls and I have no sympathy. Get out and exercise.

I'm not fat myself so I prefer someone that has a good body.

Awwww...it's OK. Some day you'll grow up, and if you're lucky you might even get laid!

Haha, don't worry about me getting laid buddy

Maybe you guys/your significant others should exercise

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Never seen a chick over 135 that was really attractive.

The standard for beauty is thin, medium height and fairly curvy.

A hottie?

I bet you pop wood over Calista Flockhart huh?

Nah this is what I like:

http://www.ecard4all.com/Actress/MalaikaArora/imgb/a6.jpg

http://www.despardes.com/India/ent/Padma%20Lakshmi.jpg

http://shirz78.skyblog.com/pics/17250382.jpg

Thin, tan and fit baby.

Admit it... you like your women to be skinny like little boys! :laugh:

*runs and hides*

 

[QuitBanningMe]

150 is about the cutoff for me in the upper height ranges. Below 5'5' about 135.
Wife is 5'8' 125.

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Never seen a chick over 135 that was really attractive.

The standard for beauty is thin, medium height and fairly curvy.

A hottie?

I bet you pop wood over Calista Flockhart huh?

Nah this is what I like:

http://www.ecard4all.com/Actress/MalaikaArora/imgb/a6.jpg

http://www.despardes.com/India/ent/Padma%20Lakshmi.jpg

http://shirz78.skyblog.com/pics/17250382.jpg

Thin, tan and fit baby.

Admit it... you like your women to be skinny like little boys! :laugh:

*runs and hides*

LOL, if those look like little boys man you have some serious vision problems

 

[xirtam]

I'd rather have someone be slightly overweight (not unhealthily obese, but a bit higher than the "average" or what they try to push on girls as acceptable on TV) and not be thinking about their weight all the time than someone who's attractive but has to spend all her time and attention on self-maintenance.

 

[Locut0s]

"Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay." - Glen Quagmire

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I like girls with a bit of chub on them. Not fat but soft. Nobody wants to hump a bag of bones, lol.

No one wants to hump a jelly donut either.

Just because a girl doesn't have chubs doesn't mean she's a bag of bones. If I had to choose between a bag of bones or a waterbed, I'd choose the bag of bones.

Originally posted by: Locut0s
"Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay." - Glen Quagmire

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[slpaulson]

Every girlfriend I've ever had was bigger than me.

Then again I'm 5'8 and 120lbs.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: cRazYdood
Every girlfriend I've ever had was bigger than me.

Then again I'm 5'8 and 120lbs.

Dang, son... eat a sammich or something. :laugh:

 

[slpaulson]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: cRazYdood
Every girlfriend I've ever had was bigger than me.

Then again I'm 5'8 and 120lbs.

Dang, son... eat a sammich or something. :laugh:

I've actually been told that I eat a lot.
I'm one of those runner types I guess.

 

[ILoveLamp]

Originally posted by: cRazYdood

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: cRazYdood
Every girlfriend I've ever had was bigger than me.

Then again I'm 5'8 and 120lbs.

Dang, son... eat a sammich or something. :laugh:

I've actually been told that I eat a lot.
I'm one of those runner types I guess.

Lucky bastard. My roommate is 5'10, eats ALL THE TIME, and doesn't gain a pound (she's like 125-130 lbs). However, I even watch her eat and I gain weight. No fair.

 

[lokiju]

Almost every girl thats ever come onto me = what I'd consider a fat chick

Its like I'm a fat chick magnet or something.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Never seen a chick over 135 that was really attractive.

The standard for beauty is thin, medium height and fairly curvy.

A hottie?

I bet you pop wood over Calista Flockhart huh?

Nah this is what I like:

http://www.ecard4all.com/Actress/MalaikaArora/imgb/a6.jpg

http://www.despardes.com/India/ent/Padma%20Lakshmi.jpg

http://shirz78.skyblog.com/pics/17250382.jpg

Thin, tan and fit baby.

Indian women = hottt

You *DO* realize that all 3 of those pictures have been altered, right? Hell, I see *CLONE LINES* in the third one.

 

[ILoveLamp]

Originally posted by: blazert40
Almost every girl thats ever come onto me = what I'd consider a fat chick

Its like I'm a fat chick magnet or something.

Maybe you smell like bologne. It happens.

 

[gar3555]

Originally posted by: ILoveLamp

Originally posted by: blazert40
Almost every girl thats ever come onto me = what I'd consider a fat chick

Its like I'm a fat chick magnet or something.

Maybe you smell like bologne. It happens.

I bet it's because your too nice. You just gotta learn to be an asshole. It gets you lots of girls

 

[jdiddy]

If she pays like she weighs then she can stay.

 

[shortylickens]

In reference to the 'shallow' thread:
If a girls boobs are bigger than her butt, I am turned off. That is fat (to me).

But as we already discussed, so many (American) women lie and so many (American) men have unrealistic expectations because of the lies, that it just messes up the whole system.

 

[ILoveLamp]

Originally posted by: gar3555

Originally posted by: ILoveLamp

Originally posted by: blazert40
Almost every girl thats ever come onto me = what I'd consider a fat chick

Its like I'm a fat chick magnet or something.

Maybe you smell like bologne. It happens.

I bet it's because your too nice. You just gotta learn to be an asshole. It gets you lots of girls

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

 

[gar3555]

Originally posted by: ILoveLamp

Originally posted by: gar3555

Originally posted by: ILoveLamp

Originally posted by: blazert40
Almost every girl thats ever come onto me = what I'd consider a fat chick

Its like I'm a fat chick magnet or something.

Maybe you smell like bologne. It happens.

I bet it's because your too nice. You just gotta learn to be an asshole. It gets you lots of girls

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Well...it works...trust me. I'm not saying to be mean, maybe I should have said be arrogant, or confident, and no plussed by anything they do