Favorite hand to hand weapon

[kogase]

I'd dual weild E-Katars. Or maybe E-Scimitars. Hell, why not both? There are just so many choices when you don't know $hit about real life hand to hand combat!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

Never tried with an eight ball, but a hockey puck in a sock is awesome.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
I'm going to go with a tactical nuke. Sure, I and a few million other people may die, but that'll sure teach that guy that no one hits on my girl without paying for it.

Meh, if you're going with nukes, then neutron bomb is the clear choice, since you can loot his wallet when you're done.

in that case, i'll take anti-matter FTW, alex

ooh. /win

The only thing that comes close is the black hole bomb.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: mugs
mace

Edit: that sounded lame... I mean the ball on a chain with spikes, not the spray.

Like this one?

i guess you missed the chain part???

I think i would also take this cause if used properly(i've had practice with rope and rocks) it has better range and you can strike faster with it than a sword/club/spear

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
I'm going to go with a tactical nuke. Sure, I and a few million other people may die, but that'll sure teach that guy that no one hits on my girl without paying for it.

Pfft, weak. Girly men use nukes to destroy a city or two. Real men use trih xeem and destroy entire galaxies.

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

do tell

Short version:

Was coming back one night from a club on the subway with my buddy. We get off the train and make our way upstairs to the buses. There we encounter the problem. My buddy is korean and there are a few other guys waiting for the bus, one of them korean too. Apperently he was a beefy korean wanting to start sh!t with my friend, so they stare each other down. My friend is a pretty small guy and the other guy was pretty massive, like a little tank, with no words exchanged he tears off his shirt and starts coming towards my friend. My friend reaches into his coat and pulls out a sock, takes 1 swift step toward the other guy and swings the sock at him cracking the guy directly on the head with it. Guy falls down and passes out...his friends take him on the bench, bus comes, we go home.

I dident even have to save my buddy we call him the eight ball now lol.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

do tell

Short version:

Was coming back one night from a club on the subway with my buddy. We get off the train and make our way upstairs to the buses. There we encounter the problem. My buddy is korean and there are a few other guys waiting for the bus, one of them korean too. Apperently he was a beefy korean wanting to start sh!t with my friend, so they stare each other down. My friend is a pretty small guy and the other guy was pretty massive, like a little tank, with no words exchanged he tears off his shirt and starts coming towards my friend. My friend reaches into his coat and pulls out a sock, takes 1 swift step toward the other guy and swings the sock at him cracking the guy directly on the head with it. Guy falls down and passes out...his friends take him on the bench, bus comes, we go home.

I dident even have to save my buddy we call him the eight ball now lol.

So your friend just happened to be walking around with an 8 ball in a sock?

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

do tell

Short version:

Was coming back one night from a club on the subway with my buddy. We get off the train and make our way upstairs to the buses. There we encounter the problem. My buddy is korean and there are a few other guys waiting for the bus, one of them korean too. Apperently he was a beefy korean wanting to start sh!t with my friend, so they stare each other down. My friend is a pretty small guy and the other guy was pretty massive, like a little tank, with no words exchanged he tears off his shirt and starts coming towards my friend. My friend reaches into his coat and pulls out a sock, takes 1 swift step toward the other guy and swings the sock at him cracking the guy directly on the head with it. Guy falls down and passes out...his friends take him on the bench, bus comes, we go home.

I dident even have to save my buddy we call him the eight ball now lol.

So your friend just happened to be walking around with an 8 ball in a sock?

Your suprise is nothing compared to mine, I did not catch onto what was going on until I saw the bulge in the sock after he hit him realizing there was something in it. One of many many lessons learned that things arent always what they seem, and avoid starting stuff if you can because you never know who you might be dealing with.

 

[Goosemaster]

bulldozer

 

[hypn0tik]

I'd just use iddqd.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

do tell

Short version:

Was coming back one night from a club on the subway with my buddy. We get off the train and make our way upstairs to the buses. There we encounter the problem. My buddy is korean and there are a few other guys waiting for the bus, one of them korean too. Apperently he was a beefy korean wanting to start sh!t with my friend, so they stare each other down. My friend is a pretty small guy and the other guy was pretty massive, like a little tank, with no words exchanged he tears off his shirt and starts coming towards my friend. My friend reaches into his coat and pulls out a sock, takes 1 swift step toward the other guy and swings the sock at him cracking the guy directly on the head with it. Guy falls down and passes out...his friends take him on the bench, bus comes, we go home.

I dident even have to save my buddy we call him the eight ball now lol.

So your friend just happened to be walking around with an 8 ball in a sock?

Your suprise is nothing compared to mine, I did not catch onto what was going on until I saw the bulge in the sock after he hit him realizing there was something in it. One of many many lessons learned that things arent always what they seem, and avoid starting stuff if you can because you never know who you might be dealing with.

little tank:laugh:

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

do tell

Short version:

Was coming back one night from a club on the subway with my buddy. We get off the train and make our way upstairs to the buses. There we encounter the problem. My buddy is korean and there are a few other guys waiting for the bus, one of them korean too. Apperently he was a beefy korean wanting to start sh!t with my friend, so they stare each other down. My friend is a pretty small guy and the other guy was pretty massive, like a little tank, with no words exchanged he tears off his shirt and starts coming towards my friend. My friend reaches into his coat and pulls out a sock, takes 1 swift step toward the other guy and swings the sock at him cracking the guy directly on the head with it. Guy falls down and passes out...his friends take him on the bench, bus comes, we go home.

I dident even have to save my buddy we call him the eight ball now lol.

So your friend just happened to be walking around with an 8 ball in a sock?

Your suprise is nothing compared to mine, I did not catch onto what was going on until I saw the bulge in the sock after he hit him realizing there was something in it. One of many many lessons learned that things arent always what they seem, and avoid starting stuff if you can because you never know who you might be dealing with.

That's crazy though. Does he always carry one around on him at all times? Just like 50 wears a bullet proof vest?

 

[cirthix]

lightsaber FTW

 

[wtfbbq]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Ill take Chuck Norris

I see your Chuck Norris and I raise you one Vin Diesel. What say you?!?!

 

[DVad3r]

That's crazy though. Does he always carry one around on him at all times? Just like 50 wears a bullet proof vest?

Ya he said he carries it most of the time, especially when going out at night etc. It's good to be prepared in some way, especially these days, this city is becoming worse and worse, there's just tons of little homie tugglets and other morons looking for trouble out there.

As for 50 I dunno, his "gangster" days are long over, I think he wears it to inspire the new generation of thuglings watching BET.

 

[Conky]

A baseball bat is very effective.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: wtfbbq

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Ill take Chuck Norris

I see your Chuck Norris and I raise you one Vin Diesel. What say you?!?!

Mister T would grab Vin Diesel by the ankles and beat Chuck Norris to death with no pity.

 

[Shadowknight]

Tazer.

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: Shadowknight
Tazer.

those aren't allowed.. they're for soccer moms. same with pepper spray..

My hand to hand weapon of choice is the brass knucks.. Man that would feel good getting that close to a person and beating them in the head... when you have a perfect right.

 

[Tbirdkid]

straight up, brass knuckles. if it isnt straight up and you are just gonna crack this guy... a billy club. no matter what, if you hit him with either... your gonna just about kill him. use your mind... not your body though. its all about brains at that time.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Colt 1911
First lesson learned, never bring a scimitar to a gun fight.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: mugs
mace

Edit: that sounded lame... I mean the ball on a chain with spikes, not the spray.

That's a morning star.

Mace == no chain

Flail == morning star on crack with multiple chains+balls.

And it it was ATOT as my enemy, I'd equip photos of Jessica Alba as a ninja-like distraction.

 

[Away]

5 iron

 

[swtethan]

MA$E

or stick with nail on end

 

[gotsmack]

boots of escaping.

depends on where the fight is for a hand to hand weapon, a spear would be awsome, but not if you have to fight in a 6'X 6' cell

morning stars are really strong weapons but they are hard to use well, you'de be better off with a sword if you had no training.