Favorite Movie Quotes

[PurdueRy]

My personal favorite comes from Boondock Saints:

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ******' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ******? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ******' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

After they kill the 9 mobsters

Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ****** rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ****** minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

 

[KLin]

Go ahead, make my day.

 

[xcript]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

 

[Jeff7]

"But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact I hear the bite reflex is so strong you have to pry the victim's jaws open with a crowbar."


Not many things come to mind though in terms of good quotes.

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
"But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact I hear the bite reflex is so strong you have to pry the victim's jaws open with a crowbar."

What's that from...it sounds familiar

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: Jeff7
"But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact I hear the bite reflex is so strong you have to pry the victim's jaws open with a crowbar."

What's that from...it sounds familiar

Shawshank redemption.

 

[JoeKing]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus' uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery?
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy?
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

 

[waggy]

Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sixone]

"If there is any doubt, there is no doubt."

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[sobriquet]

From Get Shorty:
F*ck you, f*ckball.

 

[veggz]

I am TIRED of these MOTHERFCKING SNAKES on this MOTHERFCKING PLANE.

-some black guy

 

[TheChort]

why dont you go suck a fvck

 

[Caesar]

From Lock Stock and two smoking barrels

Listen to this one then: You open a company called the Arse Tickler's lovely human Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's lovely human Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

 

[clamum]

"I think those are the most innovative people I have ever seen."

"Are you kidding me? That's the most asinine ****** I've ever seen, apart from that ghetto ass ****** machine."

 

[Sqube]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

I <3 Buffalo Bill.

 

[SVT Cobra]

"When that first bullet goes by your head, politics and all that bullsh!t goes right out the window."

 

[yosuke188]

There is no spoon

 

[LanceM]

"We can't stop here! This is bat country."

 

[tyler811]

OHHHHHH YESSS YESSS THATS IT FVCK ME HARDER HARDER OWWWWWWWWW UUUUUU AAWWWWW YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY THATS IT POUND ME POUND ME HARDER MMMMMMMMM OH OTS FEEEEELLLLLSSS SOOOO GOOOD


Any porn movie take your pick

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: tyler811
OHHHHHH YESSS YESSS THATS IT FVCK ME HARDER HARDER OWWWWWWWWW UUUUUU AAWWWWW YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY THATS IT POUND ME POUND ME HARDER MMMMMMMMM OH OTS FEEEEELLLLLSSS SOOOO GOOOD


Any porn movie take your pick

tread carefully...

 

[Stunt]

Aaaalrighty then.

 

[Kelemvor]

Well, that's the real trick then, isn't it?

 

[Brainonska511]

Walter: "This is what happens when you f*ck strangers up the ass"

 

[FrozenCanadian]

What are you, blind? It's a ****! It's not a rocket, you sick ******! It's a ****! Look. It's a **** and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.