favorite simpson's episode

[Charay]

i liked the one where bart switched the hymnal and replaced it with "In A Gadda Da Vida". that was fricking hilarious man. "this sounds like rock and/or roll" LOL

 

[Czar]

the show where sichesow bob or whatever he was called was trying to kill bart. "Shall we drive over the cactus feeld? Yeah Yah Yeh ... no"

 

[Chef0083]

When Homer tries to jump Springfield Gorge! I never laughed so hard in all my life!

 

[Blain]

Mine has to be...
Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish

Read the text here...
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/7F01.html

 

[Farbio]

mine has to be the april fool's episode: bart puts one of homer's beers in a paint shaker for an hour.....ends up in the hospital, prompting a 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' reference w/ barney just for starts

 

[CyberSax]

The Ancient Mystical Society of, NO HOMERS!

 

[Kanly]

Gotta agree with Blain on this one.

 

[VoodooExtreme]

Simpsons in 3d, that episode ruled

 

[desy]

Your a madman Scorpio
I wouldn't point fingers you jerk
MaryAnnes hammocks best thing about that is she gets in the hammock with you.
Homer ends up with Denber Broncos before they win 2 Super bowls

 

[Phalkon]

Chili Cookoff

"Maaaarge.. I'm missiiinng the coookoooooffff!"

 

[G41184b]

Desy is right the episode with Scorpio trying to take over the world was hilarious.
"Let me get this straight... We're going to catch up to the rest of the kids by going clower?"

 

[Robert01]

Not my favorite episode, but it was one I saw recently. It was the one where Homer "donated" ~ $10,000 to PBS, but he wasn't able to pay it. Homer is chased by a lot of the PBS favorites (Sesame Street, Barney, etc.)

Mr. Rogers says, "It's a beautiful day ... to kick your @$$"

LOL

 

[Mday]

I am dick tracy, take that prune face.

now i am prune face, take that dick tracy.

now i am prune tracy, take that dick f.....

 

[Raspewtin]

My favorite is the semi-musical Apu episode where they go to India to talk to the CEO of the Quickimart to get his job back (and Apu lives with the Simpsons for a while in that episode I think)

[paraphrase]
As Apu and Homer trek through the frozen Himilayas...
Apu: "Aha, the first convenience store."
Homer: "This doesn't seem very convenient."

 

[jorton]

The one were homer keeps eating the old sandwich. And he gets sick. " Marge I would like to be alone with the sandwich now? Marge: your not going to eat it are you. a long silence homer: "no" lol

 

[bigvince]

chili cook off

school uniforms that turn rainbow colors

homer goes to new york to retrive his car

stars and stripes forever (diehards will know!)

smashing pumpkins and cypress hill ("ya nice and toasted&quot

I could go on forever.....

PS simpsons 3d sucked.

 

[geno]

The Ep where Homer gets fat on purpose to get on disablity (King-Size Homer was the title).

"*operator tone* The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm...now"

or how about:
"Whew - all of this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a Tab *hits Tab key and puts cup up to floppy drive*" LOL gotta love that one

 

[Special K]

My favorites are the one where Homer gets a gun, and the one with the trillion dollar bill.

 

[uncouth]

I have to go with either

"Cape Fear" - Side ShowBob stalks Bart

or

"Homer Gets a Gun" - title speaks for itself. This episode seriously rules! I love it when Homer has to wait for his gun and they kick in the Tom Petty: THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART... and all the things that Homer could shoot keep walking by. (bunnys, realatives, ducks, and Flanders, twice lol)
Also the soccer scene. "passes to the center..... to the wing...... *yawn*.... back to the center...... he holds it.... he holds it....."
and then by soccer enthusiast "Passes to the wing! Back to the Center! He holds it! He Holds It!! HE HOLDS IT!!!!"

Long story short, those episodes are the best...

 

[uncouth]

Czar/Special K take the cake...

 

[DaveJ]

I'll take any of the Treehouse of Horror eps...

"No TV and no beer make Homer...something, something."

"Go crazy?"

&quot;Don't mind if I do!&quot; <Homer wacks out>

--

Homer: &quot;Did you wreck the car?&quot;

Bart&amp;Lisa: &quot;NO!&quot;

Homer: &quot;Did you raise the dead?&quot;

B&amp;L: &quot;YES!&quot;

Homer: &quot;But the car's OK?&quot;

--

Kodos: &quot;Quick! Behind you!&quot; <whips out raygun, zaps Marge> &quot;Insemination complete.&quot;

Marge: &quot;That seemed awful quick...&quot;

Kodos: &quot;What are you implying?&quot;

Marge: &quot;Nothing, nothing...&quot;



Dave

 

[piku]

desy - hahaha that one was just on reruns today... it was great.

&quot;Im from Canada and they say im a little slow, eh?&quot;

&quot;I start fires!&quot;

and then another episode, oh man this is hilarious, when homer fantasizes about having two wives... (the one where homer and ned to go vegas)

homer: chop, chop, dig, dig, chop, chop, dig, dig
marge: you know homer, there are so many more things 2 women could be doing for you (something like that)
homer: i hear digging but I dont hear chopping!

chop, chop, dig, dig..... hehe i crack up every time

 

[MWink]

I could not pick a favorite. I love them all. However, my favorite word from the Simpsons is..... TOMACCO!

 

[Dorn]

Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a bit festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: I think he enjoys the company of other men!
Homer: Well who doesn't?
Marge: Homer, listen closely. John is a ho...
Homer: Yes...
Marge: ...mo...
Homer: Right...
Marge: ...sexual!
Homer: AGGH!!!! Oh my GOD, I danced with a gay!

Also from that episode:

Homer: (addressing a crowd of gay steel workers) You people make me sick!
Steel Worker: (with flip of the hand): Oh be nice.

 

[Scifione]

It's all good!

Just to list a few:

The gay one. I can't remember the title. Bart to Homer &quot;Why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?&quot; [EDIT]Oh ya! That was the one with John Waters the director.[/edit]

&quot;Springfield gets a Monorail&quot;

Barts's evil Twin. Bart finds out that he has an evil twin that lives in the walls.

The one were Bart find out his future. Lisa is President, Bart fast talks the foreign &quot;bill collecting&quot; diplomates.

&quot;Do what ever you like day!&quot;

I could go on for ever. That is what come to mind now.