flamethrower burger at Dairy Queen

First off, the flamethrower burger at dairy queen is fvcking awesome. The jalepeno bacon is soooo damned good.

2nd, there was a...well...heavy lady in front of me at DQ. She couldn't decide between the Oreo CheeseQuake blizzard and the Chocolate Covered Strawberry blizzard....so she got both, and LARGEs at that!!!!

But wait theres more!!!!
Her and her girlfriend were talking about some 'south beach diet' and how the fat girl diets for 1 week and then eats normal again!!!!!!
It was classic...i wish i had it all on video. She finished one of her hot dogs in 3 bites.

 

[imported_Strang]

Sounds like there was potential for another post in the "worst things you've ever done" thread.

 

definately potential
i thought about doing the french fry on the floor test (toss french fry on floor near their table, see if she dives for it)

 

[Gurck]

Fat chicks are like mopeds... they can be fun to drive, but you don't want your friends to see you riding one... on that note, fatties have always seemed to have a thing for me. I've never been what you'd call skinny (although for one fleeting moment in my adult life I did have a fairly low bodyfat %, lot of muscle though *flex*), but for some reaosn fat girls have always seemed to be attracted to me like a magnet. What I'm saying is that you should count your lucky stars - if you were me, the indignity wouldn't have stopped at this observation - she would have turned toward you and made a pass at you

 

Originally posted by: Gurck
but for some reaosn fat girls have always seemed to be attracted to me like a magnet. What I'm saying is that you should count your lucky stars - if you were me, the indignity wouldn't have stopped at this observation - she would have turned toward you and made a pass at you

Do you drive an ice cream truck?

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: jntdesign

Originally posted by: Gurck
but for some reaosn fat girls have always seemed to be attracted to me like a magnet. What I'm saying is that you should count your lucky stars - if you were me, the indignity wouldn't have stopped at this observation - she would have turned toward you and made a pass at you

Do you drive an ice cream truck?

You just hurt my laugh muscle.

Please PM me your address so that I know who to sue.

 

[Gurck]

How'd you know? :Q

Seriously though, it's like some kinda subliminal thing going on. just a few extra pounds on me = every girl with a few (or more than a few, or much, much more than a few) extra pounds on her ALL OVER me. I guess they think I can relate or something.. when in truth, I hate myself for my weaknesses in the food & (lack of) exercise departments, and only really feel good about said departments when I've spent a day eating like Ghandi or exercising like a Kenyan olympic runner. Most prominent in my memory is being very stoned in a supermarket a few years back and getting a bunch of various munchies (chips, beef jerky, etc...) - at the time I was maybe 25lbs over what I'd be ideally, and the cashier, who was threatening to flat out sink into the store's concrete foundation, who many a customer who was a farmer likely attempted to milk, was hitting on me... had she left any doubt or had I misinterpreted her (its) intention, my skinny friend making fun of me for it would have quashed said doubt. No joking, she had to be about 5'6" 350... but if that was the only time, I could let it go.. it's a big-time trend for me, as if I have a tattoo on my forehead stating "Fat Girls = More Cushion For The Pushin'". Seriously, I don't think I've ever come across an overweight girl who hasn't hit on me, or an in-shape girl who hasn't looked at me with disdain . Anywho, enough rambling. I need to get some sleep.

 

[Mo0o]

fat people are funny

 

[Rowan]

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[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Rowan

Originally posted by: Mo0o
fat people are funny

They also have feelings just like anyone else.

No we don't. Make fun of us at will, maybe it'll help us drop some of the excess poundage.

 

[Rowan]

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[jdiddy]

I hope she wasn't lactose intolerent . Yikes

 

Originally posted by: jdiddy
I hope she wasn't lactose intolerent . Yikes

She probably wasn't, otherwise everyone in the store would have known it

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Strang

Originally posted by: jntdesign

Originally posted by: Gurck
but for some reaosn fat girls have always seemed to be attracted to me like a magnet. What I'm saying is that you should count your lucky stars - if you were me, the indignity wouldn't have stopped at this observation - she would have turned toward you and made a pass at you

Do you drive an ice cream truck?

You just hurt my laugh muscle.

Please PM me your address so that I know who to sue.

SUE!

I sense a new ATOT trend...Hmmm...:evil:

 

[Geekbabe]

Just think,on some South Beach diet forum somewhere there are 2 women posting about the weird,pasty faced nerd who stared at them the entire time they were having dinner at DQ

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Gurck fatties have always seemed to have a thing for me.

You don't think it has anything to do with being the hotdog man in the stands?

It's funny to watch all these idiots reading/talking about how their diets are so great while eating 3 whoppers no bun, ton of bacon, pork rinds, etc thinking it's going to help them.

I was pitched advice about a month ago 'how to lose weight'....I ignored it and do it the way I always have, I am down over 15lbs and about 3-4 inches....I have put on muscle and only have the spare tire to loose, my arms, legs, chest and back are nearly unpinchable. Those that gave me advice are still struggling.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Gurck fatties have always seemed to have a thing for me.

Hey forget about that, lets talk about me!

I am down over 15lbs and about 3-4 inches....I have put on muscle and only have the spare tire to loose, my arms, legs, chest, head and back are nearly unpinchable. Aren't I bitchen?

Fixed it for you!

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Gurck fatties have always seemed to have a thing for me.

You don't think it has anything to do with being the hotdog man in the stands?

It's funny to watch all these idiots reading/talking about how their diets are so great while eating 3 whoppers no bun, ton of bacon, pork rinds, etc thinking it's going to help them.

I was pitched advice about a month ago 'how to lose weight'....I ignored it and do it the way I always have, I am down over 15lbs and about 3-4 inches....I have put on muscle and only have the spare tire to loose, my arms, legs, chest and back are nearly unpinchable. Those that gave me advice are still struggling.

good job on the weight loss

First off people that talk about their "diet" inside a fast food place need to pull their heads outta their asses. It's idiotic because no matter what diet you'r eon, if you eat 600cals worth of big-angioplasty-mac burger, you'll get fat.

<-havent had ice cream or mcD in years

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Gurck fatties have always seemed to have a thing for me.

Hey forget about that, lets talk about me!

I am down over 15lbs and about 3-4 inches....I have put on muscle and only have the spare tire to loose, my arms, legs, chest, head and back are nearly unpinchable. Aren't I bitchen?

Fixed it for you!

ahh another fan....the line forms that way ->

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Gurck fatties have always seemed to have a thing for me.

Hey forget about that, lets talk about me!

I am down over 15lbs and about 3-4 inches....I have put on muscle and only have the spare tire to loose, my arms, legs, chest, head and back are nearly unpinchable. Aren't I bitchen?

Fixed it for you!

ahh another fan....the line forms that way ->

Actually I am kind of a fan. Your posts are always a source of amazement and amusement as you constantly include a self aggrandizing statement in almost everyone you make! I swear when I see your name pop up in the last reply column I always click in to see what you will say about yourself next!
You make Luvly look modest! LOL:laugh:

That's ok, most of us do it here from time to time, just not at the frequency you do!

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Gurck fatties have always seemed to have a thing for me.

Hey forget about that, lets talk about me!

I am down over 15lbs and about 3-4 inches....I have put on muscle and only have the spare tire to loose, my arms, legs, chest, head and back are nearly unpinchable. Aren't I bitchen?

Fixed it for you!

ahh another fan....the line forms that way ->

Actually I am kind of a fan. Your posts are always a source of amazement and amusement as you constantly include a self aggrandizing statement in almost everyone you make! I swear when I see your name pop up in the last reply column I always click in to see what you will say about yourself next!
You make Luvly look modest! LOL:laugh:

That's ok, most of us do it here from time to time, just not at the frequency you do!

???

Red used a smiley????

/me are confused...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
fat people are funny

They make a funny noise when you poke them with a stick too

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: jntdesign
But wait theres more!!!!
Her and her girlfriend were talking about some 'south beach diet' and how the fat girl diets for 1 week and then eats normal again!!!!!!

People like this are what give low carb diets a bad name. You can't "diet one week, go off it the next" with low carb diets, otherwise you have to start over with induction (which lasts two weeks).

South Beach really isn't low carb, but it does ween you from sugar and starch, which again requires two weeks of induction, then you slowly reintroduce sugar back into your diet (75grams max). Agreed- those two were idiots.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: jntdesign

Originally posted by: Gurck
but for some reaosn fat girls have always seemed to be attracted to me like a magnet. What I'm saying is that you should count your lucky stars - if you were me, the indignity wouldn't have stopped at this observation - she would have turned toward you and made a pass at you

Do you drive an ice cream truck?

Maybe it's his cologne: "Ode De' Fudge"

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
fat people are funny

We aren't funny!! :|


we're jolly. :santa;