Free alien. (strings attached) ;-)

[RevJim]

This probably isn't really a hot deal but it's too good to pass up. LINK.. Submit your alien abduction story and, if they use it on their site, they'll send you a 36" tall inflatable alien.

If you're too modest to reveal the details of the alien probes, you can buy one for $5. The 57" version is $10.

I'm sure some of you have been abducted by aliens and have a good story to tell. Please post it here if you send them a story!

 

[XFreebie]

but what if we're an alien, can we get a free human?

 

[intime]

ET phone home.

 

[khstudios]

i think this was a repost some long time ago...
sent them a few sentences and never heard from them since...

 

[JayDableu]

gosh..

were da UFOs when we need em?
any alien ATs plz send fly your ufo around indiana and let me snap some photos.

 

[MadCool]

"If you're too modest to reveal the details of the alien probes, " LOL!!!

 

[Kevin]

I was abducted once. It was quite fun. They brought me to their planet where I witnessed many things. They all drove these green New Beetles and lived in these round silver houses. The schools were filled with physical classes since every subject was downloaded to your brain as an infant. Life seemed good. Boy I wish they'd come back for me but they found me in bed with the rulers' daughter and chased me. Kinda of like that Seinfeld episode when Newman reaches the old farm house and at the end you see him and Kramer running for their life. Or maybe I was sleeping and the TV was one with Seinfeld and a few Volkswagon commercials, who knows?

 

[radioactiveman]

khstudios - you are right - found it
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