Free Cruise Missles

[darth_beavis]

Come by any military installation in Afghanistan and get your free cruise missle. Must be a member of Taliban or a cold blooded terrorist to receive. Hurry, they are going fast.

If you are not a Taliban member you may recieve a food packet from the sky instead.

 

[mrCide]

can't contain the laughter.. .... /sarcasm

 

[doorguy]

So what if you're a terrorist and want a food packet? If you get a cruise missile instead, you've been had by the ol' bait-n-switch tactic!

 

[HowardStern]

<< So what if you're a terrorist and want a food packet? If you get a cruise missile instead, you've been had by the ol' bait-n-switch tactic! >>



I was also thinking that the "food drop" might be a good scam to get them out in the open for some carpet bombing or just to poision the food.

 

[Jonnybaby]

Tried to get one but the missile said I was ineligible and magically only killed evil.

 

[alchemize]

<< Come by any military installation in Afghanistan and get your free cruise missle. Must be a member of Taliban or a cold blooded terrorist to receive. Hurry, they are going fast.

If you are not a Taliban member you may recieve a food packet from the sky instead. >>




This deal is cold. The missles are unassembled, and the explosives have already been used.

 

[WileCoyote]

you could get some nice blue leds for under $5 and trick these badboys out

 

[ScrapSilicon]

I'll take 10 cruise missiles and one planeload of food packets.. oh...damn another limited offer only to preferred customers by appointment-only sale..

 

[PUN]

why do ppl clog up the forum with these crap? This is the reason why ppl bump every 2 seconds, and we see 1 hot deal every 100 post

 

[mwalters]

Yea, but this is REALLY funny!

 

[ScrapSilicon]

<< why do ppl clog up the forum with these crap? This is the reason why ppl bump every 2 seconds, and we see 1 hot deal every 100 post >>

Pun..you just bumped it by posting and I did too by replying twice....I guess this thread needs a Padlock..

 

[CoolTechie]

will they ship to america?

 

[KeninMI]

<< why do ppl clog up the forum with these crap? This is the reason why ppl bump every 2 seconds, and we see 1 hot deal every 100 post >>



Pun,

Take a deep breath.... now let it out... there don't you feel better ! This is in fun (you remember fun right?)
Come on smile we know you want to....

 

[Fireman]

NEWS FLASH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Weather report for Afghanistan.......2000 Deg. F.!!!!!!!!

 

[darth_beavis]

<< why do ppl clog up the forum with these crap? This is the reason why ppl bump every 2 seconds, and we see 1 hot deal every 100 post >>



This is what we do while we are waiting for hot deals.

 

[TruculentTucan]

<< you could get some nice blue leds for under $5 and trick these badboys out >>




LOL

I didn't think the Taliban had cruise missles...

 

[divide by zero]

They didn't until the US "gave" them some!

 

[auyong]

comes with absolutely FREE shipping too! Scorching hot deal if you're Taliban or Afghan.

 

[rondeemc]

^

 

[hkssupra69]

Haha, killing them and feeding them at the same time. I just hope bin Laden eats a missile though, then I'll be content.

 

[camberiu]

Yes, yes, very funny indeed. It seems that the guy bellow accepted your offer. Aren't we so cool? This is so funny!!! I am sure the guy on the article bellow must be laughing his ass of right now. God, we are great!!!!



http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=worldnews&StoryID=274370#


A 16-year-old Afghan ice cream vendor from Jalalabad, is taken to hospital in Peshawar, Pakistan after losing his left foot, thumb and
two fingers of his right hand in the allied bombing attack on Jalalabad airport October 8, 2001. (Photo by Aziz Haidari)