Funniest eBay auto auction EVAR!

[John]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1868814568

Many people have called me names and said that I can't speak english but I did not say I was a english teacher. I said I was selling a car....

 

[Torghn]

LOL

 

[Joony]

LOL

 

[JetsFanatic]

LOL

quite funny

 

[pulse8]

Here I was, sitting at work, wondering how I could get my hands on a Viper Vette Twin Turbo Killer and this thread pops up...

Thanks!

 

[John]

Hit Ctrl+A on the page and see some hidden text!

 

[Wallydraigle]

One more thing. This car can, I repeat, CAN beat any corvette or viper out there. If you have a corvette or viper, take it out there and try it. I have driven this car fast but not really so the engine is very good kept condition.

 

[pulse8]

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LOL

 

[thawolfman]

rice burner soy sauce were you in the war

wtf?!

 

[Joony]

Originally posted by: John
Hit Ctrl+A on the page and see some hidden text!

probably put in to get listed under more search names, smart fellow who made this

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: thawolfman

rice burner soy sauce were you in the war

wtf?!

Those words are totally going into my next rap song.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: John
Hit Ctrl+A on the page and see some hidden text!

rice burner soy sauce were you in the war

WTF?

 

[Stallion]

Can I be the first to say WTF was that?

 

[BatmanNate]

Looks like he covered the basics. I mean, when I'm car shopping, "never been airbourne" is pretty high on my list.

 

[John]

I am still laughing at that damn auction.

 

[Atrail]

Checkout the video clip towards the bottom.

 

[psteng19]

Originally posted by: Joony

Originally posted by: John
Hit Ctrl+A on the page and see some hidden text!

probably put in to get listed under more search names, smart fellow who made this

I thought a query only searchs the title of the auction, not the body.

And I don't see the relevance of some of the words included that would help him get more hits... strange indeed.

LOL, why did he include that video clip at the bottom?

 

[jpucci1]

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I always wanted a corvette mustang!!!

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Looks like he covered the basics. I mean, when I'm car shopping, "never been airbourne" is pretty high on my list.

I was more thinking, "does this really have to be said?".

Grasshopper

 

[hungrypete]

nice, and 13 bids at that

 

[Talon02]

That is freakin' hilarious, classic "rice burner soy sauce were you in the war"

 

[falias]

Checkout the video clip towards the bottom.

What's up with that, why does he have a clip of someone shooting a basketball across the court.

 

[DanFungus]

hahahaaahaha

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: falias

Checkout the video clip towards the bottom.

What's up with that, why does he have a clip of someone shooting a basketball across the court.

ya saw the kid who got hit? lol, that's an old but good one.

 

[joe678]

click on the video link on the bottom of the auction... LOL