Half Baked, one of my absolute all time favorites
Thank you, GF! I thought I was the only one . . .
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
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Brian: First of all, to understand how Killer the Dog died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch terrier, and he was always ashamed of it, man. But then comes this man, Stein, a promotion guy and dog fighting coach and he buys Killer and you know what? soon Killer is good, damn good. But then, he's put up against his brother, Nibbles. And Killer is like, "Hey, man, I can't fight my own brother!" But he had to fight him anyway. And killer killed Nibbles. So that's it, then Killer started calling off all his fights, he started smoking crack and then he just lost his mind, until his heart just stopped and his tired body collapsed. Wow.
Thurgood: You know, I never thought I'd say this, but you have been smoking entirely too much reefer.