Funniest Movie Line

[zinfamous]

"You're out of your element, Donnie!" pretty much any line from the flick, but that one sums it all up nicely

also, name your "Fletch" one-liner here________

 

[SlowSpyder]

What's "Pi" stand for?
Hair pie.
What's that?


Oh, smile pretty, chickies.
Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Hair pie. Oh, hair pie.

And pretty much every other line from Revenge of the Nerds.

 

[davestar]

Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.

Officer Smy: Bear... bearfvcker, do you need assistance?

Fan: Move that gigantic cotton candy!

Thorny: Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer.

Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

Farva: Gimme 6 Schlitzes... fvck it, whatever's free!

 

[xeno2060]

"Army of Darkness"
Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

 

[crownjules]

Thug: What's this? (holding a bowling ball)
Lebowski: Obviously, you are not a golfer.

 

[tfcmasta97]

*takes shovel and smacks off aliens head*
Ive found their weakness! Without their heads they're powerless!

-Scary Movie 3

 

[MercenaryForHire]

<Way of the Gun>
"Shut that c**t's mouth before I come over there and f***start her head!"

- M4H

 

[CraKaJaX]

Full Metal Jacket:

"Bullsh!t! It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and came out as a brown stain on the mattress!"

"You had best unfvck yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck!"

"I bet you're the kinda guy who would fvck a guy in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around."

Tommy Boy:

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? I got my thing caught in my zipper and p!ss all over myself!"

 

[StevenYoo]

Fezzik: I am the dwead piwate Woberts! There will be no suh-vivahs!

Fezzik: Many are here, I am here. But soon, *you* will not be here.

Fezzik: The dwead piwate Woberts takes no suh-vivahs! All your worst nightmares are about to come twoo!

Fezzik: The dwead piwate Woberts is here for your souls!

 

[Arcex]

What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter."? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

You know, morons.


Oh yeah, and:

Miracle Max: "Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad!"
Fezzik: "I'm on the Brute Squad."
Miracle Max: "You are the Brute Squad."

 

[Majesty]

I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: Cheesemoo
Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.



Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?



Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

I love that movie. Filmed 20 miles from here. It's a shame what they did to the burger place from that movie. Used to love to go eat there, not it really sucks.

what did "they" do to it?

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: Cheesemoo
Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.



Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?



Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

I love that movie. Filmed 20 miles from here. It's a shame what they did to the burger place from that movie. Used to love to go eat there, not it really sucks.

what did "they" do to it?

They (the owner(s)) completely remodeled it and turned it into a 3-in-1 restaurant. So now they sale the original burger stuff, but they added a pizza place and a basically glorified taco stand. I just liked it before when it was just the burger place. Had a much nicer feel.

 

[irishScott]

[SLJ]Great. Snakes on CRACK.[/SLJ]

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
Bill Murray's anecdote about caddying for the Dalai Lama (in Caddyshack) is definitely one of my favorites.

very good line. something about the son of the dalai llama and the seven sons...the flowing robes, the gracefulness

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Nice marmet.

 

[zinfamous]

"Bye now. Have fun storming the castle."

 

[Gibsons]

Still on the couch, Butt-Head looks over at the broken window. We see a CROWBAR lying on the floor, and the front door left open.

Butt-Head looks at the BROKEN WINDOW, at the CROWBAR, the OPEN DOOR, then back at the EMPTY SPACE where the TV was. He does this a couple of times - piecing it all together.

BUTT-HEAD: Whoa! I think I just figured something out Beavis.

BEAVIS: What?

BUTT-HEAD: This sucks.

BEAVIS: Yeah, heh heh.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: slimrhcp
40 year old virgin
Andy (in reference to black co-worker's wife): You need to keep your hoe on a leash!

Bruce Almighty
Bruce (to Jennifer Aniston after getting into a fight with her): I'll take the worst day of my life, with a side order of guilt please.

40 year old virgin has so many good lines. When the guy wants the free extended warentee on the stereo he buys and him and Jay get into it and start with the gang sh!t.

"Rolling 30's n***a we fvck Dwarfs in the a$$!" - Jay

and dude working the TV section in 40 YO

"If I hear Ya Mo Be There one more time I'll Ya Mo burn this place down"

I like when his GF and her daughter are fighting about having sex, and the daughter is like "you guys have sex all the time!" The GF says something, but then Steve Carell goes "No we don't!" and does this pointing motion.. Anyways, that always cracks me up.

The part in the club where he's all like "hey hey hey mudda*****" is funny too.

And the entire end dance thing. It's just so unexpected.

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: Gibsons
Still on the couch, Butt-Head looks over at the broken window. We see a CROWBAR lying on the floor, and the front door left open.

Butt-Head looks at the BROKEN WINDOW, at the CROWBAR, the OPEN DOOR, then back at the EMPTY SPACE where the TV was. He does this a couple of times - piecing it all together.

BUTT-HEAD: Whoa! I think I just figured something out Beavis.

BEAVIS: What?

BUTT-HEAD: This sucks.

BEAVIS: Yeah, heh heh.

:laugh:

I haven't seen that movie in forever.

 

[Golgatha]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ni**ers, kikes, wops or greasers! Here you are all equally worthless!

 

[chr6]

tango and cash

about to make the jump to escape out of prison

cash: if i don't make it, are you even gonna try it?!

tango: depends on how close you get.

 

[mattgyver]

Milo: You think you are so f***ing cool, don't you? You think you are so f***ing cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...

Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.