- Jul 28, 2003
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A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he
noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million
American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing
through the pages.
His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're
doing?"
He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my
name right."