Funny thing happend last night

[lavaheadache]

So my fiancee and I won a free night at the comfort inn. We stayed there last night. We got a little frisky and moved the couch in front of the closet doors (full mirror) for some kinky fun.

Anyhow, on to the funny part. There was a cell phone under the couch that was obviously lost. The battery was dead as door nails but luckily my charger worked in it.

We went out to dinner and when we got back I was greated with a nicely charged up battery. I jokingly said to Kate, "wouldn't be funny if there was homemade porn in this thing."

I fired it up and low and behold there were tons of texts talking about smoking weed, buying bags and talking to random ho's apparently he was cheating with.

The camera gallery was littered with this dudes crooked dark schlong. We nearly shit ourselves and have told a million people.

What to do with the phone? It was lost long ago and I checked with sprint and it was never reported lost or stolen but was taken out of service.

I almost want to call this dudes wife and tell her I found her husbands phone at a hotel.

 

[mnewsham]

DO it... dooooo itttt.

 

[TecHNooB]

do ittttttt

 

[rudeguy]

put it on craigslist

email the link to the guy

profit

 

[QueBert]

you could be nice and ummm, I dunno call and offer to give the phone back?

 

[robphelan]

you could be nice and ummm, I dunno call and offer to give the phone back?

no joke.. it's fun and all, but you're messing with someone's life. just be an adult and give it back.

 

[Jeeebus]

like it's your choice to make. The finacee will want to keep it as a "souvenir." Note than "souvenir" in this context means she gets to look at crooked dark schlong while you're not home.

Even if you don't keep it, she'll still be thinking about it every time you whip it out. In fact, she's probably thinking about it right now.

It will haunt your dreams.

 

[Matthiasa]

Give the phone back to the guys wife or SO or whatever it is.

 

[Turin39789]

In what contest is a night at the comfort inn a prize?

 

[Francodman]

So you're saying you didn't make a sextape?


:inout:

 

[SandEagle]

how about just destroy the phone? you really want to ruin someone's life as a joke?

the only crooked dark schlong here is you, OP. instead be a straight shining star and do the right thing.

 

[Printer Bandit]

pics?

 

[MustangSVT]

no joke.. it's fun and all, but you're messing with someone's life. just be an adult and give it back.

yeah..... I can see that going oh so WELL.

"sir I have found your phone at a motel"
"what?"
"I only saw your messages and scholong"

"mother f*cker you stay the f*ck there I'm a bust a cap in you m*thfuck.. $%^&*(*&^%^&*("

 

[judasmachine]

In what contest is a night at the comfort inn a prize?

^This

 

[lavaheadache]

So you're saying you didn't make a sextape?


:inout:

No comment as to the material on my own phone, lol. I wouldn't be pleased if I lost my phone like this guy. Then again there is nothing on there that would take me down either. I keep my fanatasies in check.

In what contest is a night at the comfort inn a prize?

It's and animal friendly hotel on Cape Cod and they were taking in photo's of the Cape's cutest pet.

My Fiancee submitted a picture of our cat and he won by a landslide. Let me see if I can dig the pic up.

**edit**


I think this is the pic

 

[lavaheadache]

how about just destroy the phone? you really want to ruin someone's life as a joke?

the only crooked dark schlong here is you, OP. instead be a straight shining star and do the right thing.

Did you really just name call me?

At what point did I say I was going to ruin his life?

I hinted that part of me wanted to give the phone to his wife but I'm not that kind of person. This guy is obviously capable of ruining his own life and doesn't need my help