Discussion General Trump

[FelixDeCat]

Trump has so far proposed:

* Securing the Panama Canal for America using military force for security reasons

* Liberating Greenland for its resources

* Annexing Canada 🇨🇦

Weiterleitungshinweis

 

[GodisanAtheist]

Slightly ahead of the Fallout timeline if we Annex Canada now. Haven't even gotten into a war with China yet!

 

[FelixDeCat]

Slightly ahead of the Fallout timeline if we Annex Canada now. Haven't even gotten into a war with China yet!

Yes, but will it piss off Britain if we march into the Sudetenland to free English speaking people from Czech oppression? That's the real question here.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

The part that gets me is the people who, even though this is clearly not serious, actually think this is a good thing for the country and for the world really.

Grampa needs someone to just put him in a home all ready.

 

[Indus]

Annexing Russia makes a lot more sense.. just saying!

 

[fskimospy]

The part that gets me is the people who, even though this is clearly not serious, actually think this is a good thing for the country and for the world really.

Grampa needs someone to just put him in a home all ready.

I'm not at all sure he's not serious. I think he's in the middle of some narcissistic mania where he will try one or more of these.

They are all stupid ideas of course but we aren't exactly dealing with the smartest guy.

 

[fskimospy]

Annexing Russia makes a lot more sense.. just saying!

You sure that wouldn't go the other way with Trump?

 

[UNCjigga]

He wants to gift Greenland to Putin, who’s probably convinced him that it’s the only viable solution to the illegal annexation of Alaska by Johnson and Seward.

 

[UNCjigga]

Trump just vowed to get to the bottom of Hezbollah’s involvement in the January 6 insurrection.

Yes, even Trump can’t tell the difference between his MAGA fanatics and radical Islamist terrorists.

 

[fskimospy]

Trump just vowed to get to the bottom of Hezbollah’s involvement in the January 6 insurrection.

Yes, even Trump can’t tell the difference between his MAGA fanatics and radical Islamist terrorists.

I thought that was some combination of the FBI, ANTIFA, and the Teletubbies? Is Hezbollah involved now too? Must have been a busy day there.

 

[K1052]

We did invade Canada twice before. Did not go well.

 

[K1052]

I'm not at all sure he's not serious. I think he's in the middle of some narcissistic mania where he will try one or more of these.

They are all stupid ideas of course but we aren't exactly dealing with the smartest guy.

I think the biggest concern is a potential shooting war with/inside Mexico against the cartels. The potential for enormous amounts of deadly terrorism against Americans in Mexico and domestically is simply off the charts.

 

[cytg111]

So he wants Greenland for economic security, pull it away from Europe ... And then impose tariffs on Europe.

Wait a minute.

Is Putin actually the lesser evil here?

Am I joking?

I DONT KNOW!

Would I rather be a Russian? Shit's so confusing right now!

 

[FelixDeCat]

We did invade Canada twice before. Did not go well.

And don't forget, they now have a tank!

 

[eelw]

But who’s side would rest of NATO support if one night he wakes up and orders an attack on Canada?

 

[Indus]

You sure that wouldn't go the other way with Trump?

Oh I'm sure.

Annexing Russia is a way to make sure every American gets a blowjob and a pony.

But Trump's way is to make sure the opposite happens

 

[Pens1566]

You left out renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.

The dude's cranium is filled with liquefied syphilis remnants.

 

[K1052]

Vibe for this year:

 

[IronWing]

Invade England and bring the observatory back to America. All times are Trump time!

 

[burninatortech4]

My "friend" is telling me that this is just a geopolitical troll. He can't explain why or against whom.

It's insulting to the people of Greenland. If Trump is so MAGA he should focus on the existing 50 states.

 

[IronWing]

Also, Egypt needs a refresh.

 

[K1052]

The Mercator projection claims yet another dim witted victim, our soon to be (again) president.

 

[eelw]

It is odd that he hasn’t brought up adding himself to Mount Rushmore. Well YET!!!

 

[UNCjigga]

And don't forget, they now have a tank!

Tank was so 2004. Now they’ve added a drone!!!

 

[UNCjigga]

It is odd that he hasn’t brought up adding himself to Mount Rushmore. Well YET!!!

His likeness is already on Mt. Rushmore—the backside:


"It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."