Get ready, peckers! SNOWPACALYPSE!!!

[shortylickens]

Snowmaggedon is upon us!!

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weat...on-roads-to-turn-slushy-snow-covered/70003499

 

[Drako]

I thought this was going to be about Pecker buying Time Magazine.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I thought this was a call to my dick to service some incredibly beautiful nymphomaniac in my neighborhood.

 

[MrSquished]

According to a poster on ATOT I should pierce my pecker. This place is sick. SICK I SAY!

 

[highland145]

According to a poster on ATOT I should pierce my pecker. This place is sick. SICK I SAY!

Mine is the piercer not the other way around.

 

[ElFenix]

corpus christi, texas, has more total snowfall this season than boise, idaho.


wtf

 

[whm1974]

corpus christi, texas, has more total snowfall this season than boise, idaho.


wtf

I suppose anyone living in Boise, Idaho isn't complaining.

 

[shortylickens]

Winter Storm advisory for the DC, Maryland, Virginia area. I assume New York is the same way.

Mother and I have already prepared. We got 10 gallons of reserve water, loads of canned goods, a shelf full of dry goods, candles and pretty much everything else a small family would need for a weekend of panic and looting.

Dont laugh. These people arent used to dealing with snow and all the problems it causes. They tend to freak out and do stupid shit. We got to be ready.

 

[lxskllr]

Winter Storm advisory for the DC, Maryland, Virginia area. I assume New York is the same way.

Mother and I have already prepared. We got 10 gallons of reserve water, loads of canned goods, a shelf full of dry goods, candles and pretty much everything else a small family would need for a weekend of panic and looting.

Dont laugh. These people arent used to dealing with snow and all the problems it causes. They tend to freak out and do stupid shit. We got to be ready.

Where's my snow?? Went outside this morning to get some wood for the fire. Nice and cool, and I heard bird with a great song. The precise identity is eluding me, but I'm pretty sure it was a cardinal. Almost wanted to pack up and hit the woods. Might do that tomorrow, Oh, and I already have the better part of year's food supplies. Not for any particular reason. I see something I like cheap, and buy a bunch of it. I'll be set to go for anything short of white walkers.

 

[shortylickens]

Snow started 5 minutes ago.

 

[Jeeebus]

Snow? We're having a swim meet today.

 

[lxskllr]

Snow? We're having a swim meet today.

Sorry to hear that :^(

 

[lxskllr]

Yay! Snow's here! \o/

It's gonna be a great day.

 

[Exterous]

I'm not sure why you want to give a PSA to my pecker about the weather but I'll be sure to pass it along to him

Mine is the piercer not the other way around.

You use your pecker to pierce other people's precious peckers?

 

[purbeast0]

Have some snow coming down now in the DMV area but thankfully (at least for now) it's not sticking.

I really wish this happened last week while I was in Aruba. Fuck snow.

 

[Ichinisan]

Saw a flock of bluebirds just before this snow and sleet. I thought those little guys would have long since gone south for the winter.

 

[Thebobo]

Have a few cardinals, titmice, chickadees, wrens, a red belly woodpecker and a pair of mourning doves that have made my back yard their home for a bunch of years. They always look better with snow on the ground.

 

[snoopy7548]

Snowing steadily but no accumulation yet. Only ~4" expected for my area. Last night I re-arranged the garage so I could easily get my snowblower out, but I'll probably just shovel later this evening and again tomorrow morning.

 

[shortylickens]

Its not sticking. Which is expected cuz its the first snow of the year.
But the weatherman promised a minor blizzard and thats not happening either. So I'm still sad.

 

[ponyo]

We got lot of snow in north metro Atlanta. Pretty crazy at this time of the year. When I measured this morning, it was over 4 inches. That's with bunch of it melting yesterday. Couple more degrees colder yesterday, we would've probably had 6 to 8 inches.

outside this morning front of my house

snapped tree branches from the heavy weight of the snow and ice

my puppy enjoying her first snow day

about an hour ago

 

[lxskllr]

Its not sticking. Which is expected cuz its the first snow of the year.
But the weatherman promised a minor blizzard and thats not happening either. So I'm still sad.

Includes a good view of my state of the art clothes dryer. It has ZERO smart functionality, and works without being attached to the grid. It's kinda like magic.

 

[Rhurazz17]

What really sucks is when it snows it doesn't stick. I feel that if it snows, at LEAST the weather should cooperate enough to stick. I understand Northerners when they have to deal with this snow shit, but here in South Carolina it happens to stick once in a blue moon here, so it's cool to see, especially since it's so close to Christmas time!

 

[snoopy7548]

Here's my backyard. It's just starting to stick on the blacktop.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's funny how the south gets all the snow now. We hardly even have any snow on the ground ourselves. This is from a few days ago so there's a bit more on the ground now, but you can see GRASS, in DECEMBER!

 

[MtnMan]

We were 'forecast' to get 'up to an inch' and accumulated only in grassy areas.

Yea, right, we got 12 inches of heavy wet snow, power outages, internet outages and roads completely hosed up.