girlfriend cant stop breathing

[imported_Negative3]

my girlfriend cant stop breathing. she is laying on my bathroom floor covered up and has a plastic bag over her face. she's not moving and has a waxy look in her eyes. what could be the problem? i tried to tighten the plastic bag but she refuses to stop breathing.

 

[Schadenfroh]

6/10

 

[hg321]

-2/10

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Negative3
my girlfriend cant stop breathing. she is laying on my bathroom floor covered up and has a plastic bag over her face. she's not moving and has a waxy look in her eyes. what could be the problem? i tried to tighten the plastic bag but she refuses to stop breathing.

You've obviously not gotten the plastic tight enough. That or it's porous.

1. Replace plastic
2. Seal opening with duct tape.
3. Have necro-boink.
4. Profit.

 

[Syringer]

One of the better parodies out there :thumbsdown:

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

3\10

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: Negative3
my girlfriend cant stop breathing. she is laying on my bathroom floor covered up and has a plastic bag over her face. she's not moving and has a waxy look in her eyes. what could be the problem? i tried to tighten the plastic bag but she refuses to stop breathing.

You've obviously not gotten the plastic tight enough. That or it's porous.

1. Replace plastic
2. Seal opening with duct tape.
3. Have necro-boink.
4. Profit.

profit is increased via organ harvest soon after death

 

[crab]

8/10 I likes

 

[Bv3]

8/10
very funny

 

[blodhi74]

stop posting

 

[paruhd0x]

Originally posted by: hg321
-2/10

 

[amdguy]

set her on fire, fire takes away oxygen from her pig nose

inject water into her veins

put her underwater either in a bathtub or pail

choose one

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: Negative3
my girlfriend cant stop breathing. she is laying on my bathroom floor covered up and has a plastic bag over her face. she's not moving and has a waxy look in her eyes. what could be the problem? i tried to tighten the plastic bag but she refuses to stop breathing.

Thats horrible. Die now.

 

[Schadenfroh]

hint from the masters

Court Document

I heard that there had been two murders, and that two gentlemen were involved ? something about being cousins.I don't know if the two people that were killed were cousins or the two people that killed the other two people were cousins; that there was a woman involved, that she was raped ? something about with a pipe down her throat or something, that's all I heard.

the cousins raped the girl and her boyfriend and attempted to kill her by shoving a hose pipe down the throat and turning it on.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Negative3
my girlfriend cant stop breathing. she is laying on my bathroom floor covered up and has a plastic bag over her face. she's not moving and has a waxy look in her eyes. what could be the problem? i tried to tighten the plastic bag but she refuses to stop breathing.

Kill yourself.

 

[imported_Negative3]

Some people are so touchy...

 

[tnilC]

LOL. Literally.

10/10

 

[thomsbrain]

8/10

 

[George P Burdell]

9/10 nice parody

 

[Raincity]

I wonder if parodythread.com has been taken.

 

[imported_Negative3]

Originally posted by: Raincity
I wonder if parodythread.com has been taken.

Not according to GoDaddy.com

 

[lavagirl669]

:thumbsdown:

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: amdguy
set her on fire, fire takes away oxygen from her pig nose

inject water into her veins

put her underwater either in a bathtub or pail

choose one

You are what is wrong with humanity.

 

[bandana163]

9/10.
Best thread today !

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: amdguy
set her on fire, fire takes away oxygen from her pig nose

inject water into her veins

put her underwater either in a bathtub or pail

choose one

You are what is wrong with humanity.

No he's not. He's just a symptom.