Great Moments in South Park

[GuitarDaddy]

Chimpokemon episode

The one with the oral/anal gyro vehicle

Cartman's huge satelite anal probe

Sadam and Satan

Chef's "suckubus" girl friend

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

When Butters' tap shoe flys off his foot during his tap competition and kills 8 people.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No, Kitty, this is MY pot pie!

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No, Kitty, this MY POT PIE!! THAT'S A BAD KITT--

**WHOOSH!!!!*** Gigantic flames shoot from Cartman's ass and set Kitty on fire

Cartman: AAUUUGHH!!!

Kitty: (Screams)



Classic.

 

[dj2004]

Originally posted by: cubby1223

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Burrito taco taco! Burrito taco, taco taco!
Don't think that just because i gotta lot a money,
I'll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey;
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!
To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!
Taco taco!

I was surprised when I saw Cartman actually used that in an earlier episode with his Salma Hayek doll

That was the Cat Orgy episode.

 

[Maximilian]

Originally posted by: slayer202

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
"Ha ha ha! I made you eat your parents!"

best ever

Haha, "Whenever i see jesus up on that cross, i cant help but think that he looks kinda hot"

"Oh the body of christ, oh what a body all muscled up and toned, oh the body of christ, oh what a body i wish i could call it my own!"

My fav moment was when cartmans dressed up as a cop and he goes to kennys house to see kennys parents fighting. He says "Now in domestic situations like this, its best to just caaaalm every body doooowwwn" Then he takes the bat and yells RESPECT MAI AUTHORITAH!!! Smacking kennys mom and dad to the floor hahah, that was awsome.

Also when he hits the animals in the rainforst one. "Thats a BAD!! thats a BAD THREE TOED SLOTH!! RESPECT MAI AUTHORITAH!!"

 

[DainBramaged]

paris hilton.*

 

[zerocool84]

about 3.50

 

[wazzledoozle]

Seeeeeegaaaaaa Dreamcast!

 

[DontCare]

The LOTR eposide where Stan's parents and the 6th graders are chasing the boys.

Marjorine Butter, when the boys are trying to get the fortune telling device.

Lastly, the Trapper Keeper eposide with Bill Cosby having sex with Ms. Cartman.

 

[Kwaipie]

Raisins.

Lexus and Porsche

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: Garth
Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No, Kitty, this is MY pot pie!

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No, Kitty, this MY POT PIE!! THAT'S A BAD KITT--

**WHOOSH!!!!*** Gigantic flames shoot from Cartman's ass and set Kitty on fire

Cartman: AAUUUGHH!!!

Kitty: (Screams)



Classic.

Best ever. Also later in the episode when he rips ass and the satellite dish telescopes out of his butt. Hillarious!

 

[dennilfloss]

Babszilla.

"Tamurah! Tamurah."

 

[KarmaPolice]

DAMN YOU MONGONLIANS STOP BREAKING DOWN MY ****** WALL

 

[Riverhound777]

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Great episode

 

[2Xtreme21]

"Go with Christ, brah."

 

[Shadowknight]

Gingers Kids: The two two times when Cartman holds the "hate rally with Lava" in the hotel, with the waiter coming by to make sure they don't need anything. "Do you need more Lava?", and when he's doing a class presentation where he basically describes Gingers as vampires (suffering from "Ginger-vitis"). When Kyle asks him to explain why he isn't as pale and hurt by sunlight, Cartman explains that he's what they a "daywalker."
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that the only way to fight hate....is with more hate!!!"

 

[TheNinja]

Sir...step out of the car please

Step out of the car

Respect my authoritay!!!

 

[SketchMaster]

"EVERYONE BACK TO THE PILE!"

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
"Ha ha ha! I made you eat your parents!"

Oh man that episode was intense.

 

[alphatarget1]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
DAMN YOU MONGONLIANS STOP BREAKING DOWN MY ****** WALL

You mean city wall?

 

[Kyteland]

ADHD cure.

"Please send away for this free brochure entitled 'You Can Either Calm Down, Or I Can Pop You In The Mouth Again.' Thank you."

 

[scott916]

"But Satan, Acuras are really nice!"

 

[chambersc]

Another good one is the "gods and clods" argument by Kyle's dad.

 

[southwizard]

The Mormon Episode

 

[tasmanian]

Where they have Stan cloned, while they have a pig and and elephant have sex and its baby Mr.Garrisons.