Homosexuality

[deepinya]

Im a firm believer that your sexuality is innate. I dont think one becomes gay out of the clear blue. There is a reason why people "look gay"....its from birth!

Of course I dont criticize the decisions one makes. Do as you may behind closed doors....just dont be gay in my face as that makes me....well puke.

 

[Moonbeam]

A Christian is somebody who knows God well enough to know when a book is lying about something he's supposed to have said.

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
A Christian is somebody who knows God well enough to know when a book is lying about something he's supposed to have said.

Ehhh so you don't believe that the Bible is the word of God then. Do you believe that Jesus is God's son?

 

[Fixxors]

It's true man, jesus is gods son! God was kickin it with santa one day and he looked down at mary and was like "yo awesome dude, check that mamma jamma out!!" "Ho ho ho!" Santa laughed, and god said "Peace out yo, I'm bout ta get all up in dat!" So down he went and he got his holy penis all up in her (man was built in god's image so you KNOW that deity's got himself a righteous schlong!) And mary was like "damn yo!, now I can't get married!", and god said unto dat ho, "sheeyit, every little thing that we do, be between me an you!" And he spoke of her intact hymen, and so was.

But then he hooked up moses with some 411, and started layin down who won wars and whatnot. Things got all twacked out and god was like "DAAAAYUM!, I had no idea dis was gunna happen. Um. I gotta bounce yall, stay cool. Here, worshsip dis.." And he tossed down a holy bible, so dat man could continue to slay each other and spread hate and ignorance in gods name. And so god bounced and thats why nobody seen dat awesome dude in over a millenium yo. Truth.

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Fixxors
It's true man, jesus is gods son! God was kickin it with santa one day and he looked down at mary and was like "yo awesome dude, check that mamma jamma out!!" "Ho ho ho!" Santa laughed, and god said "Peace out yo, I'm bout ta get all up in dat!" So down he went and he got his holy penis all up in her (man was built in god's image so you KNOW that deity's got himself a righteous schlong!) And mary was like "damn yo!, now I can't get married!", and god said unto dat ho, "sheeyit, every little thing that we do, be between me an you!" And he spoke of her intact hymen, and so was.

But then he hooked up moses with some 411, and started layin down who won wars and whatnot. Things got all twacked out and god was like "DAAAAYUM!, I had no idea dis was gunna happen. Um. I gotta bounce yall, stay cool. Here, worshsip dis.." And he tossed down a holy bible, so dat man could continue to slay each other and spread hate and ignorance in gods name. And so god bounced and thats why nobody seen dat awesome dude in over a millenium yo. Truth.

Shut up and leave. We are trying to have a civilized discussion and you come in here making a mochery of it? I hope God has more patience with you then I would if I were him.

 

[przero]

It ain't right!

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Metalloid15

Originally posted by: Fixxors
It's true man, jesus is gods son! God was kickin it with santa one day and he looked down at mary and was like "yo awesome dude, check that mamma jamma out!!" "Ho ho ho!" Santa laughed, and god said "Peace out yo, I'm bout ta get all up in dat!" So down he went and he got his holy penis all up in her (man was built in god's image so you KNOW that deity's got himself a righteous schlong!) And mary was like "damn yo!, now I can't get married!", and god said unto dat ho, "sheeyit, every little thing that we do, be between me an you!" And he spoke of her intact hymen, and so was.

But then he hooked up moses with some 411, and started layin down who won wars and whatnot. Things got all twacked out and god was like "DAAAAYUM!, I had no idea dis was gunna happen. Um. I gotta bounce yall, stay cool. Here, worshsip dis.." And he tossed down a holy bible, so dat man could continue to slay each other and spread hate and ignorance in gods name. And so god bounced and thats why nobody seen dat awesome dude in over a millenium yo. Truth.

Shut up and leave. We are trying to have a civilized discussion and you come in here making a mochery of it? I hope God has more patience with you then I would if I were him.

beneath the blasphemous humor he does make a point.

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Metalloid15

Originally posted by: Fixxors
It's true man, jesus is gods son! God was kickin it with santa one day and he looked down at mary and was like "yo awesome dude, check that mamma jamma out!!" "Ho ho ho!" Santa laughed, and god said "Peace out yo, I'm bout ta get all up in dat!" So down he went and he got his holy penis all up in her (man was built in god's image so you KNOW that deity's got himself a righteous schlong!) And mary was like "damn yo!, now I can't get married!", and god said unto dat ho, "sheeyit, every little thing that we do, be between me an you!" And he spoke of her intact hymen, and so was.

But then he hooked up moses with some 411, and started layin down who won wars and whatnot. Things got all twacked out and god was like "DAAAAYUM!, I had no idea dis was gunna happen. Um. I gotta bounce yall, stay cool. Here, worshsip dis.." And he tossed down a holy bible, so dat man could continue to slay each other and spread hate and ignorance in gods name. And so god bounced and thats why nobody seen dat awesome dude in over a millenium yo. Truth.

Shut up and leave. We are trying to have a civilized discussion and you come in here making a mochery of it? I hope God has more patience with you then I would if I were him.

beneath the blasphemous humor he does make a point.

Ehh thanks.... I guess.

 

[Orsorum]

This thread is fun, you big sillies! *waves hand*

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
This thread is fun, you big sillies! *waves hand*

Although that is funny, it makes me wonder if you hate gay people.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Metalloid15

Originally posted by: Zakath15
This thread is fun, you big sillies! *waves hand*

Although that is funny, it makes me wonder if you hate gay people.

I'm actually doing a not-so-subtle mockery of the US Media's portrayal of gay men.

 

[vladgur]

Originally posted by: Metalloid15

Originally posted by: Fixxors
It's true man, jesus is gods son! God was kickin it with santa one day and he looked down at mary and was like "yo awesome dude, check that mamma jamma out!!" "Ho ho ho!" Santa laughed, and god said "Peace out yo, I'm bout ta get all up in dat!" So down he went and he got his holy penis all up in her (man was built in god's image so you KNOW that deity's got himself a righteous schlong!) And mary was like "damn yo!, now I can't get married!", and god said unto dat ho, "sheeyit, every little thing that we do, be between me an you!" And he spoke of her intact hymen, and so was.

But then he hooked up moses with some 411, and started layin down who won wars and whatnot. Things got all twacked out and god was like "DAAAAYUM!, I had no idea dis was gunna happen. Um. I gotta bounce yall, stay cool. Here, worshsip dis.." And he tossed down a holy bible, so dat man could continue to slay each other and spread hate and ignorance in gods name. And so god bounced and thats why nobody seen dat awesome dude in over a millenium yo. Truth.

Shut up and leave. We are trying to have a civilized discussion and you come in here making a mochery of it? I hope God has more patience with you then I would if I were him.

this a public forum, who the hell are you to tell him to shut up and leave?

I thought it was a funny example of applying modern pop-culture to the "miracle" of so-called immaculate conception...

 

[0roo0roo]

or it was an ali G imitation

 

[vladgur]

to add to this thread, AFAIK there are 3 types of homophobes:

* kids who dont know better but to repeate "this is gay, that is gay" that they hear in school.
* religious fanatics(by fanatics I mean people who see absolute truth in the religious texts)
* people who are insecure with their own sexuality

Please feel free to add your type to the list

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: vladgur
to add to this thread, AFAIK there are 3 types of homophobes:

* kids who dont know better but to repeate "this is gay, that is gay" that they hear in school.
* religious fanatics(by fanatics I mean people who see absolute truth in the religious texts)
* people who are insecure with their own sexuality

Please feel free to add your type to the list

So you are saying that children who overly use the word gay as a replacement for stupid or other words, are afraid of gay people???

And I certainly didn't Fixxors mochery of the Bible to be "funny."

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Metalloid15

Originally posted by: vladgur
to add to this thread, AFAIK there are 3 types of homophobes:

* kids who dont know better but to repeate "this is gay, that is gay" that they hear in school.
* religious fanatics(by fanatics I mean people who see absolute truth in the religious texts)
* people who are insecure with their own sexuality

Please feel free to add your type to the list

So you are saying that children who overly use the word gay as a replacement for stupid or other words, are afraid of gay people???

And I certainly didn't Fixxors mochery of the Bible to be "funny."

I want a mocha...

 

[Moonbeam]

Metaloid: Ehhh so you don't believe that the Bible is the word of God then. Do you believe that Jesus is God's son?
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I believe both, but not in the way you do.

 

[jhu]

And I certainly didn't Fixxors mochery of the Bible to be "funny."

or ali g's

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Metaloid: Ehhh so you don't believe that the Bible is the word of God then. Do you believe that Jesus is God's son?
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I believe both, but not in the way you do.

Instead of running around in circles, how about you explain just exactly what you mean by that. You either believe it or you don't. If I believe it, and you believe it, then you can't believe differently than me.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Metalloid15

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Metaloid: Ehhh so you don't believe that the Bible is the word of God then. Do you believe that Jesus is God's son?
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I believe both, but not in the way you do.

Instead of running around in circles, how about you explain just exactly what you mean by that. You either believe it or you don't. If I believe it, and you believe it, then you can't believe differently than me.

my guess at what he means.

 

[Moonbeam]

Why explain, as you can plainly see, you already have an answer. To argue with you would be like telling a needle on a record to play a different track. The needle's stuck in it's grove no matter what you say. What you can see, here and now, is that if you can't fall in love with a man, you have no real concept of whether homosexuality is choice. Your knowledge is parrot knowledge not what you can easily test to see. The truth is stairing you right in the face but you have the Book in front of your nose. You choose paper and ink over Gods creation spread out before you. Choose to have sexual feelings for a man. I't simple, no? Just a choice.

 

[Metalloid]

That wasn't even close to what I was asking you to do. 0roo is on the right track i think.

 

[Odoacer]

i didnt take the time to read all the posts here but heres my 2c.

i dont think homosexuality is normal. People feel a natural drive to reproduce, and i think its very possible that there might be some chemical which contributes to those urges being directed towards the wrong sex.

That being said, I don't have anything against homos. A lot of them didnt choose to be gay or whatever so its all cool.

 

[Moonbeam]

Metaloid:

That wasn't even close to what I was asking you to do. 0roo is on the right track i think.
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hehe, what wasn't even close? And Oroo was on the is incorrect. My ideas are, for you, way out there. They won't change your locked in the grove mentality. Can you fall in love sexually with a guy?

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Doing tech support for a lesbian couple right now