How do you pronounce ASUS?

[sandorski]

rr ee p oh ss t

 

[Slammy1]

I talked with Asus tech support before, they pronounce it Ay-Suhs (Seuss, like Dr. Seuss). Too bad we don't all have phonemic characters to properly state these things...

 

[ta8689]

i know someone who actually spells it out A-S-U-S every time he says it. Its irritating

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: ta8689
i know someone who actually spells it out A-S-U-S every time he says it. Its irritating

are you referring to yourself?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
what on earth is a asus?
it looks like a anus

LOL. Get your ANUS laptops here!

ROFL

LMAO, I'M NOT EVEN DONE READING THAT LOL!

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

"uh-SOOS"

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
what on earth is a asus?
it looks like a anus

LOL. Get your ANUS laptops here!

ROFL

HAHAHAHA i died laughing when i saw that crappy laptop with the word "ANUS" scratched on the screen. that's too funny.

 

[LordMaul]

/esus/

Using the IPA, that is aproximately the correct pronunciation.

 

[eits]

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1132 HAHAHA

 

[ForumMaster]

according to answers.com,
ASUS (pronounced ['e?s?s], ['e?s?s], or [e?'su?s]). also, the name comes from Pegasus but they dropped the first 3 letters to get a higher alphabetical position. so just like pegasus just without the peg. SO A-Seuss.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: Einstein Element

Originally posted by: MX2times
Can we stop with these "I dont know how to talk" threads?

gagabooboo?

LOL...made me spit on my monitor:Q

ROFL, and the name of the poster makes it even funnier

This thread is too funny for me...
Im so lucky I wasn't drinking any soda when I read this.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
according to answers.com,
ASUS (pronounced ['e?s?s], ['e?s?s], or [e?'su?s]). also, the name comes from Pegasus but they dropped the first 3 letters to get a higher alphabetical position. so just like pegasus just without the peg. SO A-Seuss.

actually, wouldn't it be "uh-sis" if you dropped the "peg"?

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: KLin
ASS-US

rofl....

I say "Aye sus"

 

[MrFire8808]

I pronounced it ace-us untill I called em up and the automated voice lady pronounced it a-seuss so I was like <neo>whoa</neo>

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: ta8689
i know someone who actually spells it out A-S-U-S every time he says it. Its irritating

Kinda like the AWP

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
what on earth is a asus?
it looks like a anus

LOL. Get your ANUS laptops here!

ROFL

LMAO, I'M NOT EVEN DONE READING THAT LOL!

omg lol. thats awesome

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
A suhs

That's about hos I say it too.

 

[StevenYoo]

ay-suhs

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: eits
i used to say "a-sus" until i called their tech support line and figured out the real way to pronounce it is "a-soos"

The non-english speaking person you spoke to was pronouncing it wrong.

sank hu fohr cawling Asseus, khan i pleeze have yor name an the moddel numba of the product hu aw cawling uhbowt.

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
I pronounce it:

A-Seuss (like Dr. Seuss)

Correct - At least that's how my Asus rep pronounces it.

 

[sswingle]

Originally posted by: SuperSix

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
I pronounce it:

A-Seuss (like Dr. Seuss)

Correct - At least that's how my Asus rep pronounces it.

Same here, although I usually buy ABIT.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
what on earth is a asus?
it looks like a anus

LOL. Get your ANUS laptops here!

ROFL

LOL

My response:


I do not understand how you can deal with people like your client. This is very bad for our business, and as you know, my Anus laptops are top of the line and very expensive. I am not sure if you have my anus in your hands as of now, but I except you to send me another check THAT IS NOT FRAUD.


I know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.


I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black.


PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, SEND ME THE FUNDS FOR THE LAPTOPS, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, I DO NOT WANT TO GET THE AUTHORITIES INVOLOVED!


Wilson T.
Anus Laptops

ROTFLOLBAHAHA

OMG, I think I just swallowed my tongue!!

 

[Vegitto]

Ah-suhs.

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: PinmasterJay

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
I pronounce it:

A-Seuss (like Dr. Seuss)

That or Eh-suhs.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
what on earth is a asus?
it looks like a anus

LOL. Get your ANUS laptops here!

ROFL

Hahahaha

SO NOW I WILL KEILL YOU WITH DEATH FROM THE GOVERNOR