How were giraffes created?

[TurtleCrusher]

When Chuck Norris performed an uppercut on a horse.

I don't know what the point of this thread is, so here's a video of a Bear and a Cat fighting!

 

[TridenT]

When Jesus said t-rex needed to die to make room for the giraffes. derp

 

[KeithTalent]

KT

 

[rudeguy]

KT

there is some fine sideboob in that commercial

 

[zinfamous]

KT

damn it DTV! totally stole my idea!

*shakes fist.

 

[zinfamous]

there is some fine sideboob in that commercial

that's three-quarter boob, dude.

 

[KeithTalent]

I just love that mini-giraffe. I wish I could buy one.

KT

 

[lxskllr]

Cat's got balls, and the woman's a bitch for her total lack of concern for the animal that's defending her property.

 

[GoofyGoofT]

I wish I knew too!

 

[rudeguy]

that's three-quarter boob, dude.

negative

There is no under or center boobage.

3/8 max

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I wish I knew too!

Lol. OMG. Is that real?!?!

 

[Eli]

I wish I knew too!

LOL. I remember that.

Owned.

 

[rudeguy]

LOL. I remember that.

Owned.

wasn't that from a REALLY long time ago?

Either way..that guy couldn't have gotten hurt. He weighs more than the car!

 

[zerocool84]

LOL. I remember that.

Owned.

PWAHAHAHAHA that gave me a good laugh.

 

[Dirigible]

When Chuck Norris performed an uppercut on a horse.

I don't know what the point of this thread is, so here's a video of a Bear and a Cat fighting!

Wrong. Giraffes arrived on earth from Neptune via conveyor belt. Giraffes are expert dancers, but they become angry if you ask them about their dancing. Giraffes control over 90 pecent of what we see in mirrors. The Giraffe navy is as strong as ever, contrary to recent claims in the popular press.

It must be true as I read all that in a book. Here is the relevant page:

 

[konakid7]

Neptune huh? I guess books don't lie.

 

[techs]

Wrong. Giraffes arrived on earth from Neptune via conveyor belt. Giraffes are expert dancers, but they become angry if you ask them about their dancing. Giraffes control over 90 pecent of what we see in mirrors. The Giraffe navy is as strong as ever, contrary to recent claims in the popular press.

It must be true as I read all that in a book. Here is the relevant page:

Neptune huh? I guess books don't lie.

lol scientologists lol.

 

[GoofyGoofT]

KT

That is no side boob besides the guy that is a boob.

there is your side boob

 

[TurtleCrusher]

That is no side boob besides the guy that is a boob.

there is your side boob

I concur.

 

[Taejin]

http://wimp.com/giraffenerve/

 

[TurtleCrusher]

http://wimp.com/giraffenerve/

Woah, that's intense.

 

[halik]

Woah, that's intense.

That was cooler than that dude getting run down by a smart car.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

I bet this hamster could kick that cat's ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf06WJQ4FnE&fmt=18

 

[lxskllr]

I bet this hamster could kick that cat's ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf06WJQ4FnE&fmt=18

That's a ballsy little critter. I like his coloration.

 

[Iron Woode]

that cat has a serious stance of dominance.