Hypothetical Situation

[jhayx7]

Lets say you just moved into a new condo. The floorplan is arranged in a way that your bedroom is right next to your neighbors bedroom. If one night (last night and many other nights) you hear loud music and then 10 minutes into it, the female neighbor starts screaming at the top of her lungs and is yelling words that would make baby jesus cry. Would you:

A. Knock on the wall and tell her to keep it down
B. Knock on her door and ask if everything is ok and if she needs a hand.
C. Go back to sleep
D. Fap
E. Call SHENS on the whole thing

 

[OSX]

11

 

[leftyman]

E without pics

 

[randay]

F. PICS?!

 

[AbAbber2k]

Is she hot?

 

[JS80]

:musicumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bvtch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shvt, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe:music:

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: jhayx7
Lets say you just moved into a new condo. The floorplan is arranged in a way that your bedroom is right next to your neighbors bedroom. If one night (last night and many other nights) you hear loud music and then 10 minutes into it, the female neighbor starts screaming at the top of her lungs and is yelling words that would make baby jesus cry. Would you:

A. Knock on the wall and tell her to keep it down
B. Knock on her door and ask if everything is ok and if she needs a hand.
C. Go back to sleep
D. Fap
E. Call SHENS on the whole thing

rat her out to HOA

 

[Metron]

F. Record and play back for her when you see her next.

 

[slsmnaz]

E or invite her over

 

[Vic]

B.

 

[OutHouse]

install pinhole spy cam.

 

[FoBoT]

can you record it and post a sample?
thanks

 

[SonnyDaze]

Yeah go with option B. :thumbsup:

 

[pontifex]

what kind of stuff is she yelling? just random profanity or is she getting banged?

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: jhayx7
Lets say you just moved into a new condo. The floorplan is arranged in a way that your bedroom is right next to your neighbors bedroom. If one night (last night and many other nights) you hear loud music and then 10 minutes into it, the female neighbor starts screaming at the top of her lungs and is yelling words that would make baby jesus cry. Would you:

A. Knock on the wall and tell her to keep it down
B. Knock on her door and ask if everything is ok and if she needs a hand.
C. Go back to sleep
D. Fap
E. Call SHENS on the whole thing

rat her out to HOA

Dear HOA,

My neighbor at Unit XXX is keeping me awake at night because of her loud sexual escapades?

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: pontifex
what kind of stuff is she yelling? just random profanity or is she getting banged?

Fight Club style.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: pontifex
what kind of stuff is she yelling? just random profanity or is she getting banged?

Fight Club style.

"I haven't been fscked like that since grade school!"

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: Metron
F. Record and play back for her when you see her next.

HA HA!

Pics of her face directly before and after you play the tape please.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: pontifex
what kind of stuff is she yelling? just random profanity or is she getting banged?

Fight Club style.

"I haven't been fscked like that since grade school!"

"Your not gonna sh!t right for a week!"

 

[djheater]

Record it and play it back when her parents are over for dinner.

 

[Jeeebus]

:music: 1. Cut a hole in the wall

2. Put your d*ck in the wall :music:

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: pontifex
what kind of stuff is she yelling? just random profanity or is she getting banged?

Fight Club style.

"I haven't been fscked like that since grade school!"

"Your not gonna sh!t right for a week!"

Why that movie didn't win a few Oscars or Academy Awards I'll never know....

 

[ahurtt]

You should start screaming out in reply whenever she does it.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: jhayx7
the female neighbor starts screaming at the top of her lungs and is yelling words that would make baby jesus cry.

Sorry about that. I'll tell her to keep it down next time.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: pontifex
what kind of stuff is she yelling? just random profanity or is she getting banged?

Fight Club style.

"I haven't been fscked like that since grade school!"

"Your not gonna sh!t right for a week!"

Why that movie didn't win a few Oscars or Academy Awards I'll never know....

Because it was disturbing? Plus, it flopped at the box office amid critical reviews and protests, and didn't make back its budget until the DVD came out.

"I want to have your abortion." (line from the book, not the movie).