I drink because...

[SoylentG]

...alcohol has a relaxing effect on me, which I enjoy.
...I enjoy, and savor the flavor of certain beverages.
and last, but not least:
...I know that I do not have a drinking problem, and do not drink alcohol of any kind on even a semi-regular basis.

 

[LouPoir]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Its relaxing and a moderately effective way of winding down from a long day.

Time to see who the alcoholics are.

Me too

 

[Aquila76]

... the wife got a new 'Touch of Class' catalog and wants to fairify the whole goddamn house now!

Originally posted by: Chrono
because it makes the wimmenz seem hotter but then i sober up to find that it's all an illusion set on by the booze monster.

And by 'illusion', you mean the 'wimmenz' have 'pen0rz'. And you have an oddly coincidental itchy bum.

 

[Rogodin2]

I'm an alcoholic

Rogo

 

[JS80]

it helps drop the panties

 

[topslop1]

because im unhappy. and im unhappy because i drink.