I love internet dating.

[iwearnosox]

I now have a date stacked up every day for the next two weeks, all of which are pretty cute and seemingly fun.

Tonight: Russian girl. 30 years old, sarcastic and clearly warped. Works for fleabay. Pic attached.


Ooh lala

Good to be single again. :beer:

 

[Safeway]

Tell us how many you have sex with after the first date.

Edit: Also post pics of all the other dates you have lined up!

 

[Mojoed]

Mail order catalog variety?

 

[Quasmo]

Ask her if she needs an escrow service

 

[neutralizer]

Hey, she's cute. :thumbsup: for you!

 

[LuckyTaxi]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Replying to Topic: I love internet dating.

What if she turns out to be ugly or a he?

:shocked:

 

[JoeKing]

tell us if you get to lick her anus or not.

 

[Bootprint]

Watch out for your body parts. If she works for ebay, she might get an exception to the "no body parts for sales" rule.

 

[tfinch2]

This thread has SHENS written all over it

 

[dethman]

did she touch your penis?

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
I now have a date stacked up every day for the next two weeks, all of which are pretty cute and seemingly fun.

Tonight: Russian girl. 30 years old, sarcastic and clearly warped. Works for fleabay. Pic attached.


Ooh lala

Good to be single again. :beer:

I got hitched thanks to match.com

And you must be in a big city. And only russian women I ran into in my life are wierd. Hope you want to go through their family album onyour first date.

 

[Fritzo]

You know all those people that post those pics are actually 45 year old fat hairy men, don't you?

 

[Mucho]

Whoa! you lucky devil.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Tell us how many you have sex with after the first date.

Edit: Also post pics of all the other dates you have lined up!

My conversion ratio is typically >70% if they've had at least one drink. Although I'm more attractied to someone that says no, at least for the first few dates.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
This thread has SHENS written all over it

Get the fvck outta here, I never lie. Ask Zim. That bastard has a pic of me in a rediculous cow costume. I don't have time to shen, I'm too busy.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
You know all those people that post those pics are actually 45 year old fat hairy men, don't you?

I've already talked to her on the phone. I also have a lot to do with eBay on the professional level, so I just looked her up in the company directory. She's legit.

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: tfinch2
This thread has SHENS written all over it

Get the fvck outta here, I never lie. Ask Zim. That bastard has a pic of me in a rediculous cow costume. I don't have time to shen, I'm too busy.

but i bet you wear socks.

 

[iwearnosox]

Here's tomorrow's girl. She's 36 (a bit older than me) but I like her groove, I'd like to see what she's like in person.

Meow

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Safeway
Tell us how many you have sex with after the first date.

Edit: Also post pics of all the other dates you have lined up!

My conversion ratio is typically >70% if they've had at least one drink. Although I'm more attractied to someone that says no, at least for the first few dates.

I'd like to see a picture of you and any other dates that you recieved pictures of.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Here's tomorrow's girl. She's 36 (a bit older than me) but I like her groove, I'd like to see what she's like in person.

Meow

She seems cute personality wise.

 

[iwearnosox]

Here's Sandi. I met her on Yahoo 2 months ago. We're not real compatible but we're good friends. She's obsessed with the male anatomy, though, and we've gotten liquored and done inappropriate thing.

Sandi.
Sandi II

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Here's tomorrow's girl. She's 36 (a bit older than me) but I like her groove, I'd like to see what she's like in person.

Meow

She seems cute personality wise.

She got me when she said she's like a cross between a librarian and a game show hostess. I had to check it out. She lives in the city, though (san francisco) so that's 25 minutes out. She's a writer.

 

[Aimster]

dude where do you meet these girls?

-peace

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Aimster
dude where do you meet these girls?

-peace

Yahoo and craigslist.

 

[Safeway]

Just so you don't feel uncomfortable posting yourself ...

Her and Me[/quote]