I made my technician cry...

[brainhulk]

she's really not the sharpest tool on the shed, so I make fun of her alot. Some of the things she's done in the past:

burned herself with dry ice trying to remove moles-had to go to ER
got in an accident because she looped her seatbelt throught her steering wheel
called a fired IT specialist @ 0200, 1 month after he was fired to fix our computer
drank phisohex (body wash), when her dentist told her to gargle peridex mouthwash. went to the ER
destroyed about 10k worth of drugs when she left gauze inside our robot dispenser.
bought a pit bull as a pet for her 5 and 6 year old girls

among other crazy things I can't recall off the top of my head

tonight she went to go buy us in and out. they asked her how she wanted her fries and she said WELL DONE. wtf? I made fun of her when she told me, now she's crying that I always make fun of her.

great start to the night

 

[Sea Moose]

Fire her and let Darwin take care of her,

Unless she is really really hot (which is why you have kept her?)

Get her to give you a handy, or ask what she is doing out of the kitchen

 

[Koing]

Can't you get her sacked for being so incompetent?!

Koing

 

[brainhulk]

she was already suspended for stealing vicodin. But was rehired, on the basis that vicodin addiction is disease. It's really hard to get fired from this hospital. Although the IT specialist was fired for stealing Viagra

 

[Sea Moose]

she was already suspended for stealing vicodin. But was rehired, on the basis that vicodin addiction is disease. It's really hard to get fired from this hospital. Although the IT specialist was fired for stealing Viagra

Are you fucking serious. She stole and she keeps her jobs? WTF is this world comming to?

She must give really really good handies

 

[brainhulk]

Unless she is really really hot (which is why you have kept her?)

oh hell no! she looks like my left scrotum. But she does have a nice voice, she said she used to be a phone sex operator...

 

[Sea Moose]

oh hell no! she looks like my left scrotum. But she does have a nice voice, she said she used to be a phone sex operator...

But she theived. I would fire her arse on the spot.

 

[theflyingpig]

She has to be hot to have kept her job after all that. There's no way anyone would put up with a fatty doing stupid things. No. Way. Everyone knows this.

 

[Sea Moose]

She has to be hot to have kept her job after all that. There's no way anyone would put up with a fatty doing stupid things. No. Way. Everyone knows this.

quoted just to get the message across

 

[alkemyst]

got in an accident because she looped her seatbelt throught her steering wheel

How does one do that...you'd have to stop and reach through with the other hand to hand the belt off....

bought a pit bull as a pet for her 5 and 6 year old girls

first what's a 'pit bull' and second they make great pets for the most part. Up until the last 30 years they weren't even on the radar of vicious breeds.


You seem to know alot about this chick, I am thinking you want to bone her.

 

[brainhulk]

How does one do that...you'd have to stop and reach through with the other hand to hand the belt off....



first what's a 'pit bull' and second they make great pets for the most part. Up until the last 30 years they weren't even on the radar of vicious breeds.


You seem to know alot about this chick, I am thinking you want to bone her.

I'd rather fap with sandpaper

 

[Sea Moose]

I'd rather fap with sandpaper

pic of coworker :sneaky:

 

[brainhulk]

pic of coworker :sneaky:

i'd get banned for posting obscene pictures

 

[Sea Moose]

i'd get banned for posting obscene pictures

nah, this is your safe zone

 

[WelshBloke]

she was already suspended for stealing vicodin. But was rehired, on the basis that vicodin addiction is disease. It's really hard to get fired from this hospital. Although the IT specialist was fired for stealing Viagra

Wow , thats a nice getout.

 

[alkemyst]

i'd get banned for posting obscene pictures

because she forgets to wear clothes to work occasionally?

 

[brainhulk]

because she forgets to wear clothes to work occasionally?

she left her vibrator out once @ home and one of her girls brought it to school.

that's obscene enuf. no pics.

 

[Sea Moose]

she left her vibrator out once @ home and one of her girls brought it to school.

that's obscene enuf. no pics.

pics or you have the choice of punishment

1) Ban or
2) visit from oldsmoboat

 

[BW86]

whats so weird about wanting your fries well done? I know a bunch of people who order them that way

 

[Number1]

she was already suspended for stealing vicodin. But was rehired, on the basis that vicodin addiction is disease. It's really hard to get fired from this hospital. Although the IT specialist was fired for stealing Viagra

You guys sound like a big joke.

WHat the fuck does "she went to go buy us in and out" means???

LOL

 

[NoCreativity]

You guys sound like a big joke.

WHat the fuck does "she went to go buy us in and out" means???

LOL

Burgers

 

[sourceninja]

I'd rather fap with sandpaper

You have some strange fetishes....

 

[Number1]

Burgers

Thanks for the clarification, LOL I tought it might have had something to do with the Viagra and IT guy.

 

[Number1]

You have some strange fetishes....

Just use a a really fine grit size, maybe 600 or smaller. As a bonus you can use it to clean up the mess after.

Just trying to be helpful.

 

[waggy]

"got in an accident because she looped her seatbelt throught her steering wheel"


Ok how the hell do you do this!?