she's really not the sharpest tool on the shed, so I make fun of her alot. Some of the things she's done in the past:
burned herself with dry ice trying to remove moles-had to go to ER
got in an accident because she looped her seatbelt throught her steering wheel
called a fired IT specialist @ 0200, 1 month after he was fired to fix our computer
drank phisohex (body wash), when her dentist told her to gargle peridex mouthwash. went to the ER
destroyed about 10k worth of drugs when she left gauze inside our robot dispenser.
bought a pit bull as a pet for her 5 and 6 year old girls
among other crazy things I can't recall off the top of my head
tonight she went to go buy us in and out. they asked her how she wanted her fries and she said WELL DONE. wtf? I made fun of her when she told me, now she's crying that I always make fun of her.
great start to the night