You could always shove your co-worker into a corner and tell him that if he doesn't stop acting like a child, you'll kick his ass.
WTF is with people doing stupid shit like this at worK?
You want to "play," do it outside the workplace.
does it physically hurt being so old and cranky?
No. Does it physically hurt to be so stupid?
Fucking kids...always want to play...even when they're supposed to be working.
Another thing you can do is stick weld the lock on his office door.
Stick welding is a lot easier than it sounds. All you need is a car battery, some wire, and some solder.
-jumper the negative terminal of the car battery to the door handle
-jumper the positive terminal of the car battery to a spool of lead solder
-begin welding by feeding the solder into the lock
-current flows from the battery, into the spool of solder, into the lock, into the door handle, and back into the battery
Wear protective gloves and goggles! If it makes a bunch of light, just look away. You don't need a UV face shield because you don't need to look at it while you're doing it.
You didn't like the glitter attack idea??
I did a lot actually BUT since he has to hook everything up to his laptop and the fact that his monitor face his cubicle entrance kinda makes the plan to break
Fucking kids...always want to play...even when they're supposed to be working.
Does he have a cloth chair or leather? Cloth chairs can hold a lot of water in the cushion without being noticeable.
I agree. If you need to blow off steam hit the bar after work. Play darts or pool. Slap some butts. Whatever. But the workplace itself needs to be taken seriously.
Believe it or not, dude, there are workplaces in the world where the two things can coexist nicely. Plenty of my time is spent waiting on others - guess what I do while I'm waiting. I "play".
Sometimes, that means reading up on stuff that interested me and sometimes that stuff helps me do my job better in the long run. Sometimes it means playing grabass.
You can't possibly tell me that in your entire career, during any downtime you've had, you've been 100% productive. Maybe you can TELL me that, but I won't believe it.
:thumbsup:
Remember, I worked construction most of my life...if you aren't being productive...you go home...maybe never to return. There was no place for horseplay, grab-ass, or play of any kind. You got paid an honest wage for an honest day's work.
Of course, there were occasionally days where, as you say, you're waiting on other people to do their work before you can do yours...but IMO, that time is best spent doing other tasks than by fucking off.
No. Does it physically hurt to be so stupid?
Fucking kids...always want to play...even when they're supposed to be working.
You're right, of course, about that environment. Unless it's a Union site - and then there are laborers for most of that busy work
Realize, however, not everyone's in that sort of environment. Especially the crowd here - LOTS of desk jockeys. Including me.
i don't play at work. and i'm not stupid. what else do you have, curmudgeon?
sleep with his wife/mom
You need pics of both to evaluate that...you don't know what you might be getting into...
If you watched last week's episode of the office the prank Jim pulls on Dwight was played on me today:
A co-worker put stuff behind my large drawer that stopped me from closing it all the way.
drove me nuts till I found it.
THEN he put something near the front that kept it closing by a centimeter which caused me to bring the Jesus out of Allah...
Anyone have any ideas for revenge?
Apparently, a better grasp of grammar and punctuation...as well as capitalization skills...and a VERY strong work ethic.