'I tripped and fell ... honest'

[Capt Caveman]

I heard this on the news and did a quick google search. Sure you tripped and fell on it.

Article and X-Ray

SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.

Mirela Gradinaru, 37, arrived at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony, begging docs to help.

But she refused to tell surgeons how the can came to be lodged in her rear even after a successful operation dislodged the canister.

Mirandolina Prisca, a doctor at the clinic, explained: "We had X-rays done to localise the object and then we carried out the operation. The patient was fine after it.

"She was very embarrassed. She was clearly in a lot of pain, however it got there."

"This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray," said one hospital worker.

And perhaps unsurprisingly the docs never got to the bottom of this medical mystery!

 

[Exterous]

I wouldnt tell them how it got lodged there either

 

[GasX]

A million to one shot, doc., a million to one...

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL Fail.

Though that begs the question, how can that physically fit in there.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Thats HAWT.

 

[Baked]

British women are so damn kinky. Kinky women w/ big boobs... damn those lucky British guys.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Thats HAWT.

I dunno, I'm not sure I can compete with a hairspray bottle.

 

[rudeguy]

I really thought this was going to be a RichardE thread...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Thats HAWT.

I dunno, I'm not sure I can compete with a hairspray bottle.

Well maybe if you had maximum hold also?

 

[nageov3t]

jesus, why would you do that? your typical hairspray can isn't even shaped for easy entry.

the whole "stretching" fetish always grossed me out.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: loki8481
jesus, why would you do that? your typical hairspray can isn't even shaped for easy entry.

the whole "stretching" fetish always grossed me out.

She tripped and fell, its obvious.

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: loki8481
jesus, why would you do that? your typical hairspray can isn't even shaped for easy entry.

the whole "stretching" fetish always grossed me out.

She tripped and fell, its obvious.

Over and over again till it finally went in

 

[krotchy]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
A million to one shot, doc., a million to one...

Hah yup,every story to the Proctologist ends the same

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: krotchy

Originally posted by: Mwilding
A million to one shot, doc., a million to one...

Hah yup,every story to the Proctologist ends the same

even on tv...

 

[AntisociaL]

If you have a strong stomach, Google potatoes and jelly.

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: AntisociaL
If you have a strong stomach, Google potatoes and jelly.

That guy is lucky he didn't end up like 1 guy 1 jar.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Baked
British women are so damn kinky. Kinky women w/ big boobs... damn those lucky British guys.

how you get british from western Romania?... i do prefer accents from the english or irish....

 

[sandorski]

Reminds me of that SNL skit(s), Appalachian Emergency(IIRC), where the one guy comes in each episode with a huge story of how the object got in his butt this time.

 

[Wheezer]

she had bad gas and the husband decided to do something about it....good for him.