i work want FBI or CIA

[blsmfade]

how i do someting?

and how much pay of year ?

250.000 $ year?

 

[master_shake_]

you english lessons need.

unless yoda you are

ok is then it.

i don't think they make 250k a year.

maybe half that because they are in the public sector.

 

[Sonikku]

I could tell you.


But you would have to dispense free ipod first.

 

[NoStateofMind]

You don't contact them. They contact you.

 

[MongGrel]

:sneaky:

 

[IronWing]

OP, would you pick a persona and stick with it. Your popping in and out of character is annoying (which is the point I guess).

 

[MongGrel]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2393544&highlight=

pretty much I guess.

 

[SandEagle]

the fbi/cia doesn't hire your kind directly.
you have to go through a temp agency to fill the janitorial duties of the fbi/cia.

 

[John Connor]

Need education

move in USA

 

[John Connor]

He's learning English. http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2393989&highlight=

CIA may take you if you know Arabic since you are from what goes in the oven at Thanksgiving around here.

 

[blsmfade]

you english lessons need.

unless yoda you are

ok is then it.

i don't think they make 250k a year.

maybe half that because they are in the public sector.

500.000 k ???

 

[Fanatical Meat]

What want do you work at for the FBI or CIA? Money planning or something else?

 

[Phynaz]

You won't like it. They'll make you investigate the Armenian genocide.

 

[John Connor]

Watch the movie The Recruit and tell us you want to join the CIA.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

You will not be able to. First off, your english is way below acceptable levels. You have to be a resident of the United States of America. Since you're not from here, it would be easier to get a job at your nation's intelligence agency.

 

[mmntech]

NSA seems to be where it's at today. Best toys, unlimited funds, zero oversight, and zero accountability.

 

[Printer Bandit]

you want try triple agent?

 

[brianmanahan]

watch this, and then you WON'T want to work for the CIA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI

 

[Red Squirrel]

Find out which janitorial company the FBI uses to clean their buildings. Get a job at that company and hope you get assigned to one of their buildings. Then you move up from there. In fact you will have more security clearance than anybody in that building, you can pretty much take the job you want. :sneaky:

 

[PottedMeat]

i'm sure the CIA has a black site in turkey somewhere, just go knocking on all the doors you see

 

[SKORPI0]

https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities
https://www.fbijobs.gov/

Good luck OP, you'll need lots of it.

 

[John Connor]

Get your English in order and do this: https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/foreign-languages/view-jobs.html

I already work for The Scarlet Alliance, soooo....

Just so that no one becomes a smart ass I'lll post a link. http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Smith

 

[Kaido]

you english lessons need.

unless yoda you are

ok is then it.

QFP & because I'm laughing so hard