If you don't do this, you're gross

[Zeze]

1. A proper metallic or a hard plastic tongue scraper. 95% bad breath comes from the invisible layer of gunk on the soft tissues which is the tongue. Do this twice a day when you brush your teeth. Your breath will be super fresh.

2. Trimming your pubes: How can you stand it? It tugs, it pulls, it gets extra stinky and delicious. Use a trimmer to keep it neat and clean. If you're scared about trimmer 'being dirty', then learn to wash your body properly.

3. A scrub for your body - If you just use a bar of soap and slide that thing across your body, that's gross. You need something abrasive. I don't care if it's a loofah on a stick. You need something abrasive to scrub off that eraser-poop you get when you rub your ankles or arms.

Stop sending me dick pics until you follow above three steps.

 

[RPD]

You get dick pics?

 

[Zeze]

You get dick pics?

They started suddenly and rapidly once I got the Lifer status.

 

[Charmonium]

If you have a white coating on your tongue, it's probably candida yeast. That means that your immune system isn't keeping it under control. If you don't already, get a multivitamin with zinc (preferably chelated) and add at least 1000 units of D3 per day. You'll end up throwing your tongue scraper away. Then list it in the For Sale section. Why? Entertainment value.

 

[nakedfrog]

You need something abrasive to scrub off that eraser-poop you get when you rub your ankles or arms.

TF are you talking about?

Also, consider: people and their bodies are different. I'm not sure the issues you express concerns about are universal for all humans.
Yes, I'm saying you may be extra stinky/dirty.

 

[lxskllr]

TF are you talking about?

You know how you're supposed to have a guardian angel over your shoulder? When I was a kid, I used to grab over my shoulder very fast, smack both hands together, and rub hard. I thought the little dingleberries that formed were the remains of my guardian angel. Just something I remembered, and the answer to your question. It's ground angels :^D

 

[Zeze]

TF are you talking about?

Also, consider: people and their bodies are different. I'm not sure the issues you express concerns about are universal for all humans.
Yes, I'm saying you may be extra stinky/dirty.

Happens to all races.

dead skin rolls - Google Suche

Koreans, as a culture, scrub these. We even sell scrub pads just for this and scrub the whole body.

I was shocked to find out this isn't the norm among the superior pigmentally-chellenged race.

 

[nakedfrog]

Happens to all races.

dead skin rolls - Google Suche

It wasn't a comment based on race... and I wasn't strictly addressing the dead skin rolls either.

 

[Zeze]

It wasn't a comment based on race... and I wasn't strictly addressing the dead skin rolls either.

But I was specifically talking about the dead skin rolls - the point #3, my good sir or lady.

 

[StinkyPinky]

Just do what I do and eat a lot of salt. It burns everything off your tongue and hardens your arteries. I'll be dead by 50 and so will the tongue germs.

Checkmate, bacteria. Check freaking mate.

 

[nakedfrog]

Just do what I do and eat a lot of salt. It burns everything off your tongue and hardens your arteries. I'll be dead by 50 and so will the tongue germs.

Checkmate, bacteria. Check freaking mate.

The nuclear option

 

[biostud]

nah, bro we be cool. Don't let this obsession with "clean" control your life. No matter what you do your intestines are still full of shit.

 

[brianmanahan]

0 for 3, not bad

 

[biostud]

0 for 3, not bad

this

 

[WelshBloke]

nah, bro we be cool. Don't let this obsession with "clean" control your life. No matter what you do your intestines are still full of shit.

Not always! We had a guy in the ward the other day whose intestines was full of deodorant bottle!
He probably slipped getting out of the bath!

 

[IronWing]

Not always! We had a guy in the ward the other day whose intestines was full of deodorant bottle!
He probably slipped getting out of the bath!

He wanted to be the man your man smells like.

 

[WelshBloke]

He wanted to be the man your man smells like.

I should have asked what brand it was!

 

[BoomerD]

Why bother with a tongue scraper instead of brushing your tongue with your toothbrush while you're brushing your teeth?

 

[brianmanahan]

He wanted to be the man your man smells like.

i'm on a horse

 

[Zeze]

Why bother with a tongue scraper instead of brushing your tongue with your toothbrush while you're brushing your teeth?

Because toothbrush simply doesn't work. I encourage you to go to your favorite super market and grab some orab-b tongue scrapers for $4.

You are literally scraping it off. All that gunk comes out, even if you brush your tongue for ten minutes. It's really stuck on the tongue.

I was just like you.

Now my breath smells fresh. You don't get that 'smells-toothpasty-but-still-smells-bad' anymore.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Hell yeah. That's just basic hygiene in my book. Anyone not doing 2/3 of those is unworthy of life and love.

 

[brianmanahan]

Anyone not doing 2/3 of those is unworthy of life and love.

i'm 0 for 2 on those too, so the math checks out

 

[herm0016]

i don't even shower every day.

 

[Charmonium]

I asked my dentist about this and he said that in some cases, the coating is due to the membrane on your tongue doesn't slough off when it dies - sorta like how skin sloughs off but you never notice it.

If it's a white coating though, have it checked out since the most likely explanation is candida.

Just as a side note, as a society, we tend to be way too obsessive about hygiene. For example, it's fine to take a shower or bath with mild soap. But when you scrub, you're stipping off all of the oils and disrupting the skin's microbiome.

 

[VashHT]

Trimming your pubes seems totally pointless, never had any problems with em so it seems like a waste of time.

Also, if you have that much trouble keeping your ass clean you should probably invest in a bidet.