ignore this thread...

[SYST3M]

Arizona in May

one finnaly miserable morning, i went talking on the streets of
misrepresentation. and so in this attitude of worth the best thing
that came to mind is a golf basket that had flown in from your
monitor. the structure of this previous ambulance is that it may or
may indeed be something to coalesce about, in my dream. these items
that we eat in our centuries of gothic dimemberment, is something to
care depressingly into the future. i cannot say something, someting,
ouside of the box that gives radiance to the wonderous cylandrical
nature of the beast. i say dear fellow lover, take heed of this, and
be gone or my loft will take bad care of it. all of this came to me
eating kraft macaroni and cheese, does that make sense, in the
literal way? can we be sure? how would we know? is it maybe that the
schanpps ate me...

 

[SYST3M]

This is an absurd but semi-true message about some information I
gained today.
It seems in my dealing with the seedy bellies of the governments of
the world that a killer lurks among us. Thats right. Its every
where. its in Hamburgers its in Onion rings and they've even been in
our homes.
Thats right its the onion.

New research has indicated that the onion came from space on the same
asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. in fact, computer generated
imagery shows that the onions all migrated to one side of the
asteroid so that it would hurtle in our direction. True.
And let it be known that the onion was almost directly responsible
for WW1 and WW2 as both Germany and Austria were secret onion
afficianados. True.
Robert Kennedy was also going to the kitchen in the hotel to get and
onion when he was shot. The onion it seems set itself up as a decoy.
True. More facts
Later!

 

[SYST3M]

Two connected stairs, when yellow, breed a wakeup. And an ashtray of
words, used, patronized, and swallowed maintain a classically Greek
whine. I once ate the entire world. i twice vomited it back up.

My dog likes bones, especially her own.

Only five repetitions of a bumble bee's breath can wipe a man of his
toil. Thus, a man would fly if he breathed lighter. But when a star
circumnavigates his head, he hastens his breathing to call another.
The circle is revealed and another removed...

Onslaught is prevention @ times, questioning a power if only to sneer
from afar....

vicious tentacles of lemonade wrap my insides and make them skin....
orally, that is...

suicide-quarter past...

"VINDICTIVE!!!!" I yelled...

this world is but $19.95...

my only vice is crushing my hand....

and the wind cried back.....

 

[SYST3M]

with said beings being said, we went on a journey into the heart of
it all, and when we came back from our trip into the unknown, we
found out what we wanted. and these things that we wanted were just
that. in an effort to find out more about said beings being said, we
talked to the cigarettes who had just come for a visit. now, these
beings, all being said, walked in and out of the courts of courtship.
and this walking turned into a journey, a journey into the trip to
the unknown, into the place we all knew. familiarity breeds a
fondness we were spurprised to see that made us all unfamiliar to.
all this in a trip to find the reason all things being said are all
but unsaid in the minds of the people saying them, and to the unkown
masses of those who have heard all these things beings being said.
the huge masses of unknown mass, being said now, are said beings.
being that it is too late for such a journey to have ever taken
place, i think it is time now that we remain being. these, my
friends, are words and sleights of hand, that i take from you and now
i am off to the place from which that binds me adieu.

 

[SYST3M]

warning previous posts are to be ignored, for they are full of utter and complete nonsense...
now seriously, ignore those last posts.
come on, seriously.
please.
do i have to beg?
ok, i am begging you, ignor thos last posts.
please, seriously.
ok, please ignore this post as well.
i don't know why i am saying this.
we are all ignoring this thread anyway.
guess i didn't need to beg, right?
hrmm?
time for bed now...

 

[LeBlatt]

Bad, bad, bad Engineer ! Now I'm gonna ignore you.

 

[JWMiddleton]

tis my daily bit of ignorance...did that come out right? Oh, well

 

[Choralone]

I'm still ignoring this thread....

 

[MWalkden]

Alt-F4 My A$$!!!!!!!:| Then it just went from 2 to 12! Had to kill them buggers the three finger way!!!!!:|

Cute Engineer, very cute!:|

()

 

[Engineer]

/me thinks my <alt><f4> skills are faster than Mike's as I ran it twice and killed it both times that way (hehe!)...

Mike get what he deserves (hehe!)

 

[BadThad]

 

[BadThad]

:|

 

[BadThad]

:Q

 

[BadThad]

 

[DanC]

I really hate the emoticons... and I'm still ignoring this thread.

 

[alpha7x]

I held out and didn't check this thread until there were 1089 posts...then I gave in to the urges...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[blade47]

I always do what I'm told, that's why I'm ignoring this thread.

 

[Engine]

Narf, I mean, nef.

 

[Poof]

I think I posted about 1000 messages ago that I was gonna ignore this thread.... Here I am again ignoring this thread....

 

[Batti]

Ignorami!!! Thousands of them!!! They're everywhere!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Amost 1100 - GO!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Amost 1100 - GO!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Almost 1100 - GO!

 

[RC]

very close

 

[sciencewhiz]

Oh, so close!