On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed!
It rolled off the table, and under a bush, and then my poor meatball was nothing but mush!
Or how about:
Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?....
Snoopy and the Red Barron?
(yes, it's real late!)
Please ignore this post!