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Sattern

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The best way to learn or enhance your English skills is to participate in popular forums like this one.

Once you discover the foundation of the language , just participate with a loving community.

Within a year you'll end up with English skills that will blow your world.
 

Perknose

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smegma dogmatagram fishmarket stew

I had that at my local bistro, El Offal. It was a veritable cacophony of mercifully unidentifiable smells and textures, but went well with a Belgian style Smegma Beer. Mmmmmmmm, smegma!

OP, to learn English, I would avoid Off Topic if you really wish to learn anything resembling proper English.
 

Pulsar

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Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "Turbo-Encabulator."

The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C_{n^{6.7}} where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer, but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
 

manimal

Lifer
Mar 30, 2007
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Whan
that
Aprill
with his shoures soote
The
droghte
of March hath perced
to the
roote,
And bathed every
veyne
in
swich licour
Of which
vertu engendred
is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his
sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and
heeth
The
tendre croppes
, and the
yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his half
cours yronne,
And
smale foweles maken melodye,
That
slepen
al the
nyght
with open ye
(So
priketh
hem Nature in
hir corages
),
Thanne longen
folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And
palmeres
for to
seken straunge strondes,
To
ferne halwes,
kowthe
in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires
ende
Of
Engelond
to
Caunterbury
they
wende,
The
hooly blisful martir
for to
seke,
That hem hath
holpen whan
that they were
seek



learn you some reeel englishes
 

manimal

Lifer
Mar 30, 2007
13,559
8
0
i had to memorize that to recite in front of the class in high school. i will probably never ever forget it.

Me too. I will probably recite that when I am old in throws of dementia.


Doctors are gonna go....yep had to learn that in english too..
 
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