I'm pretty drunk right now

[Rakehellion]

Root beer and Maker's Mark. So adolescent!

It takes four times as long to type anything, but I must retain my impeccable spelling for the erudite.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

First rule of serious drinking. Never mix anything with booze that has lots of sugar.

 

[Zeze]

Mixed bourbon with root beer? That's strange.

I used to drink lots of single malt. Then I realized I can't afford them. I bought myself a nice 1 litre of Jack. I like it- cheap & more than decent enough. Very enjoyable neat and flexible to have Jack & Coke.

 

[S3trio64v2]

Cool man. I wish I was as cool as you.

 

[MongGrel]

My opinion of the OP drops on a daily basis if that's true.

 

[Rakehellion]

First rule of serious drinking. Never mix anything with booze that has lots of sugar.

I mix everything with lots of sugar. I drink gin straight or sugared.

 

[SlickSnake]

Root beer and Maker's Mark. So adolescent!

It takes four times as long to type anything, but I must retain my impeccable spelling for the erudite.

You better hope your wife/girlfriend/sex slave don't have a strap on hidden around there for later on.

And you need cream soda or 7 Up and not root beer for a mixer, ugh, who drinks that swill? The only time I have a hankering for that foamy barf is if I'm eating pizza someplace. It's a holdover from my childhood, I guess.

 

[Rakehellion]

Mixed bourbon with root beer? That's strange.

I used to drink lots of single malt. Then I realized I can't afford them. I bought myself a nice 1 litre of Jack. I like it- cheap & more than decent enough. Very enjoyable neat and flexible to have Jack & Coke.

I like Talisker and Lagavulin. :thumbsup:

The Maker's Mark was a gift.

 

[SlickSnake]

I like Talisker and Lagavulin. :thumbsup:

The Maker's Mark was a gift.

A gift and not payment for services rendered? (However horribly rendered for 2 minutes time, but still.)

 

[Rakehellion]

You better hope your wife/girlfriend/sex slave don't have a strap on hidden around there for later on.

And you need cream soda or 7 Up and not root beer for a mixer, ugh, who drinks that swill? The only time I have a hankering for that foamy barf is if I'm eating pizza someplace. It's a holdover from my childhood, I guess.

I just started drinking root beer because I had a Viennese friend over and it was a special treat because apparently root beer is a thing that's unique to America. But yeah, both of those things are something a 20-year-old would drink.

I don't do cream soda or 7-up.

 

[IronWing]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

[olds]

anything. 1.2 seconds
I can't type

 

[lozina]

The first rule of any self-respecting man getting drunk is

Never leave written record to serve as proof of drunkenness for all to see for the rest of time

 

[Rakehellion]

The first rule of any self-respecting man getting drunk is

Never leave written record to serve as proof of drunkenness for all to see for the rest of time

I'm a genius who's on top of the world and this feeling will never go away!

 

[MongGrel]

The Maker's Mark was a gift.

Still, that's a like sacrilege

Adolescent would be something like Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew in a two liter bottle with a JD and Coke in a two Liter.

Least was in my day.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

The first rule of any self-respecting man getting drunk is

Never leave written record to serve as proof of drunkenness for all to see for the rest of time

BS. Anyone who has a problem with occasionally getting totally blotto for good reason is either too young to have any real world experience or, never been within spitting distance of hell. Of course, if you're just getting drunk to get drunk, you should probably go play on the highway.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Sorry to hear

 

[Rakehellion]

Still, that's a like sacrilege

Adolescent would be something like Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew in a two liter bottle with a JD and Coke in a two Liter.

Least was in my day.

Southern Comfort is pretty good. Tastes like candy. Jack makes me sick.

 

[pete6032]

The best thing you can do right now is focus on responding to as many of these as possible.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/mis/?query=w4m

 

[Scarpozzi]

You should dissolve some cotton candy in there while you're at it, sugar tits.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Bourbon and root beer? Since when is that a thing?

 

[brianmanahan]

You should dissolve some cotton candy in there while you're at it, sugar t**s.

cross-thread comeback - i like that style :awe:

 

[Rakehellion]

Man, I love you guys.

 

[AMD64Blondie]

Bourbon & root beer?

Disgusting combo.

(Just my opinion..)

 

[SlickSnake]

Man, I love you guys.

Easy to say the words. You have to prove it. :$:wub: