Immortality

[exedanni]

There is a site out there that promises immortal life and healing of all diseases. Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device. Only on the Internet eh?

I am normally sceptical about this sort of thing, but the testimonials are very convincing. What do you guys make of it?

PS. The clickthru thing is supposedly meant to earn me a pair of "immortality" rings

 

[zCypher]

lol.

 

[zCypher]

"I am so excited about this I am speechless," says John, 49, whose doctors were threatening to chop off his feet because they thought he'd get gangrene from advanced diabetes.

"I am now out of the wheelchair for the first time in five years," John says, "walking again like some miracle has happened to me."

A cured cocaine addict named Bob says he "went from crackhead back to being a second-grade teacher in a matter of weeks -- just by wearing Chiu's Eternal Life Device.

"I owe Alex my job and my life," gushes Bob.

And check out the amazing experience of Hux, whose girlfriend is even more pleased than he is about the power of the rings:

"Ever since I put it on," he says, "I am much stronger! My girlfriend says I'm feeling much bigger and -- wow! I can go for three or four hours now."

One bald woman says her hair's growing back since she's been wearing the rings, and another man claims he's smarter -- and his I.Q. shot up 30 points!

hahahaha.

 

[exedanni]

hahahaha.

So you reckon he made those up himself?

There was a story about that site on Yahoo, not that that makes it any more credible of course.

 

[Ausm]

/Dr. Evil Voice on riiiiiiiiiight /Dr. Evil Voice off


Ausm

 

[Ciber]

Only a complete retard would believe this.......

 

[NogginBoink]

Good ol' Alex's site is always good for a laugh!

Hey, I'll sell you an immortality device... if you're not alive 100 years from know (therefore we know that it didn't work), call me and I'll refund your money.

And I'm gonna beat Alex to market on that teleportation thingy, too!

 

[her209]

I'm gonna buy one.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I wouldn't be surprised if Webster's rewrote the definition of "Immortality" and changed it to "Stupidity" after seeing this site.

 

[kranky]

Yes! Give me immortality or give me death!

 

[illusion88]

always wanted to live forever.

 

[KokomoGST]

Listen to real live testimonials!

"I farted and it gave me eternal life!"

 

[exedanni]

Originally posted by: her209
I'm gonna buy one.

What do you have to lose (except for your money )?

An in-depth Slashdot interview with the man Alex Chiu himself here.

 

[exedanni]

Well 151 unique referrals so far, if 9 more people click that first link and I have myself two pairs of rings. Watch me and whoever happens to be my favourite person live as 21-year olds for the rest of eternity (well until we get hit by a car/WW3/hover-vehicle etc).

 

[rival]

i thought ref id's werent allowed?

 

[exedanni]

Originally posted by: rival
i thought ref id's werent allowed?

Sorry, I didn't realise that

It isn't as if I'm making money or anything, just earning a pair of plastic rings with magnets in them. Moderators feel free to remove if I am breaking the rules, I just thought it would spawn a bit of discussion (and get me a couple of clicks closer to immortality).

 

[SilverThief]

um...ok.

 

[exedanni]

Originally posted by: SilverThief
um...ok.

Yeah I guess this site pretty much disproves magnet therapy. Oh well

 

[exp]

LOL...I hope that immortality comes with a free immunity to cancer.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: exp
LOL...I hope that immortality comes with a free immunity to cancer.

Bah.. my guess is that you just sort of gradually devolve into a giant pulpy tumor..

 

[zippy]

There's a kinda funny thing about wearing magnets all the time, hemoglobin contains iron. Someone once told me that you can get blood clots from wearing magnetic jewelery in the same place for extended periods of time. (Such as magnetic ear rings, nose rings, etc.)

 

[idNut]

Why the fvck would you want to be immortal? Seriously.