Interesting laudromat stories?

alkemyst

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My first was my ex-wife, myself and another chick doing laundry in Gainesville. Two dudes came in and asked me if I could help them with something.

They looked ok, other than sunglasses at about 5 or 6pm...but people did that.

They asked me for $100 could I just leave for about one hour.

My immediate thought was these guys wanted to molest my wife and the other chick there. I told them over my dead body and WTF are they trying to pull.

He went on to say they aren't stealing my clothes just wanted some action in the back room area.

I went off the chain mentioned that was my wife...guy was like whoa...calm down we have a FEW girls in the car and just want to party a bit.

Anyway our laundry was done at the time, I told them I was leaving anyway...it was ok.

I went to the other chick and asked if she was ok with it...she was and mentioned something about $200 and renter's insurance and that she hoped they stole her clothes. They had approached her in the parking lot when she was smoking.

The laundry had a room like a lounge in back that you couldn't see from any of the windows...we didn't even knew it existed at the time and were using that place about once a month when our on-site laundry was full. It was a U-shaped room with a vinyl seats around the perimeter.



My next best experience just happened last week. Some lady told my wife to use her dryer since she still had 5 mins on it and it dried well. My wife loaded it up and most of our loads take 30-40mins so I put a buck in it.

10 mins or so later the lady comes back and tells her she needs her machine back as some of her clothes are still wet (there were other empty dryers and she had a full basket of clothes...it was a scam of some sort)...the lady gets pissed at her, I hear my wife getting loud (she reads I play the video games if we are not shopping in the plaza). I get the story and tell the lady most I am giving her is a quarter and that gives her 5 mins free...there is no way I am f'ing unloading my dryer. She goes on to say I am using 4 dryers for my stuff (some things dry at different temps/times/colors), why can't I give her one. I tell her the reasons, and again say one quarter is all you are getting.

She gets all p!ssed off and makes a scene saying "These white people took my dryer" and gets nothing, the laundry lady was not our regular one and offered nothing (the lady that's usually there when we wash I want to videotape her exchanges with the stupid customers)...later on she came back up to us trying to make small talk and say she is new to the area and asked about finding other laundries.

I told her all the ones we would never go back too. I hope my neighborhood's property values adjust more after the insane inflation Palm Beach County had.
 

AStar617

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Good ones OP... but the main reason I don't like laundromats is because I've found most laundromat stories you can "laugh about later" piss you off completely while they're going on. I :heart: my in-house washer/dryer now.

P.S. The other chick, what exactly was she "ok" with--leaving the place, or joining in?
 

Rumpltzer

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After leaving grad school I vowed to never, ever live in a place without a washing machine and dryer ever again. I put my stuff in when I go to bed or to work and it's clean or dry when I wake up or come back and stuff. It's nice.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Tylanner
people in Wisconsin keep to themselves

Door County is not like that...I was made to play the brass ring game in your local bar a decade back.

 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Good ones OP... but the main reason I don't like laundromats is because I've found most laundromat stories you can "laugh about later" piss you off completely while they're going on. I :heart: my in-house washer/dryer now.

P.S. The other chick, what exactly was she "ok" with--leaving the place, or joining in?

I had in-house in-apt laundry until recently....

she was ok with the cash.

We came back to watch...
 

SonnyDaze

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Your story kind of left it hanging there.......but you let your wife bang 2 dudes for $100?
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Your story kind of left it hanging there.......but you let your wife bang 2 dudes for $100?

WE left and went back to watch.

Thanks!
 

tokie

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While doing laundry in the dorms once, I went to empty out the lint filter like I always do and dump the lint in the garbage can, along with a half-full can of diet coke (I don't know why, but I can't stand diet coke... had nothing else left to drink). It was only after I dumped it out that I noticed the garbage bin was full of laundry detergent with a sign saying that everyone could use it. There went someones money.
 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: Heddis
I got a bj in a laundromat from my ex girlfriend once.

Two observations:

1) Holy low post count, Batman! Apparently this was a very important topic for you

2) Your username speaks volumes about the above statement. :laugh:
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: tokie
While doing laundry in the dorms once, I went to empty out the lint filter like I always do and dump the lint in the garbage can, along with a half-full can of diet coke (I don't know why, but I can't stand diet coke... had nothing else left to drink). It was only after I dumped it out that I noticed the garbage bin was full of laundry detergent with a sign saying that everyone could use it. There went someones money.

Good job. Way to fvck it up for everyone else!! I bet they never gave away free soap like that again. :disgust:
 
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At the laundromat one of my sisters goes to, someone tried to walk out with her laundry while she was there.

I pay a bit more at the one I go to, but the owners are always on site when it is open, and they will move my laundry from the washer to the dryer if I ask them to and leave the tokens for the dryer. I pick it up whenever, and I have never had any come up missing.
 

chambersc

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Feb 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Heddis
I got a bj in a laundromat from my ex girlfriend once.

Two observations:

1) Holy low post count, Batman! Apparently this was a very important topic for you

2) Your username speaks volumes about the above statement. :laugh:

It's funny because he/she has only posted 88 times in 5+ years of being here and one of those posts was, "I got a bj in a laundromat from my ex girlfriend once."
 

meltdown75

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i caught some wicked sideboob action at the laundromat once. this girl was unloading the dryer and i was using the machine next to her, and she was wearing this loose oversized t-shirt. i just happened to glance over and it was like OMG wicked sideboob gotta go fap.
 

KillerCharlie

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At the small one at the apartment complex I was in 2 years ago, I left for 5 minutes. When I came back all my work clothes were gone.

I came back the next week a the same time and day to do laundry again... and there were a couple of my shirts spinning in the dryer! What kind of idiot would steal clothes and wash them the next week at the same place? I stole back my own clothes but didn't take anything else; I didn't want to escalate anything.

These weren't dress shirts or anything. They were dockers khakis and cheap polos.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
At the small one at the apartment complex I was in 2 years ago, I left for 5 minutes. When I came back all my work clothes were gone.

I came back the next week a the same time and day to do laundry again... and there were a couple of my shirts spinning in the dryer! What kind of idiot would steal clothes and wash them the next week at the same place? I stole back my own clothes but didn't take anything else; I didn't want to escalate anything.

These weren't dress shirts or anything. They were dockers khakis and cheap polos.

in college I never left clothes, never washed in a machine someone else left filled with soap, I never dried in a machine that had a over 20 mins still going or a sign on it "Free time left" or any machine I didn't look into first.
 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
i caught some wicked sideboob action at the laundromat once. this girl was unloading the dryer and i was using the machine next to her, and she was wearing this loose oversized t-shirt. i just happened to glance over and it was like OMG wicked sideboob gotta go fap.

And has that been your only contact with the opposite sex?
 
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