- Apr 29, 2001
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I woke up around 7:30 this morning unsatisfied with my sleep last night and hungover. I went back to bed, and over the next 2 hours of sleep these are the events that unfolded:
I called the girl that I met last night (for real) and made tentative plans to meet up.
I went to her house, she wasn't home. I tried hooking up a boom box to her TV and noticed that when I was humming it was coming out through the TV.
I proceeded to beat box and hum for a while.
At one point my roommate was there, stuck his head in the door and hung up a corded phone, then left.
I started looking at pictures online and saw all sorts of pics of my 3 year old nephew an he was missing his left arm, gradually more in several pictures.
I left the girls house and went to talk to my sister and my nephew's arm was fine and he was counting his fingers. She said it was a spider bite, but his arm was regrowing.
There was a really brief scene where I was watching an all nude all women musical performance from the front row.
Lastly, I was walking down the street with an unknown friend who was wearing red shorts. I decided to steal a monster truck that was just sitting there.
I hopped in, found keys in the glove box and took off. It had so much power that I had to hold the breaks.
Eventually I let her rip and went joyriding. When I returned the truck some people walked by and recognized that some guy named "Brad" owned it.
I explained to them that I had stolen it and wanted to call Brad to appologize.
I dialed Brad's # and woke up.
I called the girl that I met last night (for real) and made tentative plans to meet up.
I went to her house, she wasn't home. I tried hooking up a boom box to her TV and noticed that when I was humming it was coming out through the TV.
I proceeded to beat box and hum for a while.
At one point my roommate was there, stuck his head in the door and hung up a corded phone, then left.
I started looking at pictures online and saw all sorts of pics of my 3 year old nephew an he was missing his left arm, gradually more in several pictures.
I left the girls house and went to talk to my sister and my nephew's arm was fine and he was counting his fingers. She said it was a spider bite, but his arm was regrowing.
There was a really brief scene where I was watching an all nude all women musical performance from the front row.
Lastly, I was walking down the street with an unknown friend who was wearing red shorts. I decided to steal a monster truck that was just sitting there.
I hopped in, found keys in the glove box and took off. It had so much power that I had to hold the breaks.
Eventually I let her rip and went joyriding. When I returned the truck some people walked by and recognized that some guy named "Brad" owned it.
I explained to them that I had stolen it and wanted to call Brad to appologize.
I dialed Brad's # and woke up.