Interservice Military Insult Thread

[Rastus]

Former USAF here

What does sh!t sound like when it hits the fan? MAAAAARINE

Coast Guard are nothing but puddle pirates

The Navy is the only branch of the service that can send out 100 men and get 50 couples back

Army? dogfaces


Fire at will ladies!

 

[Megatomic]

When I was in the service, I had too much work to do to worry about inventing insults for members of other branches. I guess it IS true what they say about air force guys after all.

USN veteran here.

 

[jadinolf]

USAF here. The other services are great.

 

[Megatomic]

I agree jadinolf. I have nothing but respect for any active serviceman or veteran. Even for USCG.

 

[cjgallen]

Dad is US Army retired, he always calls AF the Air Farce

 

[JoeKing]

AF = desk jockeys!!!!


<----- soon to be a desk jockey himself

 

[Rastus]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
AF = desk jockeys!!!!


<----- soon to be a desk jockey himself

They used to call us bus drivers. We were the only branch of service that sent officers to war while the rest of us stayed back behind the lines.

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

Wow, now military for me.

 

[bmacd]

everybody knows the navy is a bunch of fags...why else would they be mopping seamen all day?
the jarheads...they're a joke on their own.

-=bmacd=-
USARNG, infantry

 

[Rastus]

USARNG, infantry

Otherwise known as cannon fodder.

 

[Bateluer]

Leathernecks.

 

[EyeMWing]

<== Phoenix Foundation.

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: bmacd


-=bmacd=-
USARNG, infantry

11B in the ARNG...that is a joke in itself....

 

[bmacd]

lol all in good fun fellas

-=bmacd=-

 

[shilala]

My Dad was in the Navy. This is his joke...

You know why the Navy always takes Marines on tour with them?
Sheep would be way too obvious.

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
<== Phoenix Foundation.

ok macgyver

-=bmacd=-

 

[Rastus]

Originally posted by: shilala
My Dad was in the Navy. This is his joke...

You know why the Navy always takes Marines on tour with them?
Sheep would be way too obvious.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: shilala
My Dad was in the Navy. This is his joke...

You know why the Navy always takes Marines on tour with them?
Sheep would be way too obvious.

Ouch...

 

[EagleKeeper]

Most people are able to crawl right after birth -> Marines
Afterwards they should eventuatly be able to walk -> Army
If they are good, they can learn to swim -> Navy

No one had figured out to fly own their own -> AF rules.


Paraphrased:
We have to go out for the idiots - we may not come back because of them - USCG

 

[RaWrulez]

Chair Force...
or When someone has their hands in their pockets... they have their Air Force Gloves on.

4 years Air force..... gotta love it.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: shilala
My Dad was in the Navy. This is his joke...

You know why the Navy always takes Marines on tour with them?
Sheep would be way too obvious.

Ouch...

nice

 

[Praetorian7]

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Uncle
Sam
Ain't
Released
Me
Yet



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