Is there DEATH after BIRTH?

[crosshare]

Is there DEATH after BIRTH?

 

[jaybert]

HUH? I sure think so....otherwise Funeral Homes should of been out of business years ago!

 

[Elledan]

Normally, yes. Unless you plan on living forever.

BTW where's the 'Is there LIFE before BIRTH' and the 'Is there LIFE before DEATH' thread?

 

[csiro]

I think the question should be 'Is there Life after Death?'.

 

[Viper GTS]

Life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease, so of course there is death after birth.

Viper GTS

 

[Antoneo]

I thought you started dying as soon as you were born....

 

[yobarman]

Death..the number 1 reason people die in America. There is no cure, and it kills 100% of it's victims.

 

[MustPost]

???

 

[GrumpyMan]

As soon as we are born we begin to die, it just takes 70 or 80 years for some.

 

[Einz]

man, this post confused me a bunch, especially after that life after death thingy...

 

[yakko]

<< Death..the number 1 reason people die in America. There is no cure, and it kills 100% of it's victims. >>

Actually birth is the one thing that causes the most deaths. If you are not born then you can not die.

 

[MustangSVT]

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<< Death..the number 1 reason people die in America. There is no cure, and it kills 100% of it's victims. >>

Actually birth is the one thing that causes the most deaths. If you are not born then you can not die. >>




word..... up, that's some deep shiznit man, puff puff... *cough*... puff.

 

[Pretender]

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<< Death..the number 1 reason people die in America. There is no cure, and it kills 100% of it's victims. >>

Actually birth is the one thing that causes the most deaths. If you are not born then you can not die. >>

What if I kill you while you're still in your mother? You weren't born yet, but I still killed you

 

[dafatha00]

Actually birth is the one thing that causes the most deaths. If you are not born then you can not die.

How do you figure? Birth and death are equally important in causing deaths. If you do not go through the process of death, you cannot die either.

 

[Elledan]

You guys are all wrong. Not birth or death is lethal, but ageing is.

 

[Pretender]

<< You guys are all wrong. Not birth or death is lethal, but ageing is.

>>

Are you sure? I've been aging for the last 17 years, and my doctor says it isn't negatively affecting my health.

 

[yakko]

<< You guys are all wrong. Not birth or death is lethal, but ageing is.

>>

What about a two year old squished by a car? Ageing did not kill him.




<< What if I kill you while you're still in your mother? You weren't born yet, but I still killed you >>

Are you sure it was me and not a part of my mom that you killed?

 

[Elledan]

<< What about a two year old squished by a car? Ageing did not kill him. >>

Since ageing is such a slow process, it can happen that its victims die due to other causes. This does not mean that they've escaped their fate. It only happened a bit faster.

Those who manage to survive all other dangers in life will die due to ageing. It (ageing) is thus 100% effective.


Pretender, after an organism leaves the womb or egg, it continues to grow for a while. When this grow slows down, the decline starts.

 

[woodly6]

In death all of life answers are questioned!

 

[OSushiO]

Duh...of course there's death after birth...what kind of question is this?

 

[yobarman]

In death, a member of project Mayhem has a name. His name was Robert Paulson.

 

[ViperMagic]

Viper.. If you dont mind I'm going to put that 100% fatal STD thing in my sig...

 

[LordUnum]

<< I thought you started dying as soon as you were born.... >>


Don't know about that, but it does sometimes seem like your social value starts depreciating immediately after birth....