It's true what they say

[Lola]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
Dogs / puppies work much better.

not as good as a child.

 

[weflyhigh]

I checked eBay with no luck?

 

[Triumph]

Seeing a man with a baby brings a woman's primal instincts to the surface: her search for a suitable provider who can support her offspring with food, shelter, and protection, even through the harshest climates. This is exactly what goes through their heads when they see you in a mall with a baby. So when you see the ladies eyeing you and your baby up, club them over the head and drag them back to your cave.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: weflyhigh
I checked eBay with no luck?

They got rid of them the same time as the eggs.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: weflyhigh
I checked eBay with no luck?

Stupid eBay, you've failed me for the last time...

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Jack Nicholson in The Departed. Substitute 'ring' with 'baby' and it is still true:

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think, "At least somebody can stand the son of a b!tch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I was holding a baby last weekend in a crowded place. As I walked through the crowd, young women were juststaring at me with googly eyes and warm smiles. There were "ooohs" and "awws" and I think I even heard a "mmmmm".

Single men, if you want to attract a bit of female attention to yourself, next time you go to the mall, bring a baby with you.

Don't even need to go that far...just put on a fake wedding band. People (but women especially, according to my wife and many women friends) always want that which they can't have.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I was holding a baby last weekend in a crowded place. As I walked through the crowd, young women were juststaring at me with googly eyes and warm smiles. There were "ooohs" and "awws" and I think I even heard a "mmmmm".

Single men, if you want to attract a bit of female attention to yourself, next time you go to the mall, bring a baby with you.

Don't even need to go that far...just put on a fake wedding band. People (but women especially, according to my wife and many women friends) always want that which they can't have.

But the problem is how do you explain the lie? At least with a baby, once you've got a girl baited, you can say, "Oh I'm just babysitting for my niece" or something.

What do you do with a wedding band? "No this was just a lie to get you interested," or you continue the lie with, "Sure I'll cheat on my wife with you!" That's not the type of girl you want to be involved with!

 

[randay]

like baby "hey baby" baby? or baby "waaahh i pooped" baby?

 

[ballmode]

baby!

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hm... RealBaby?

thats just wrong...

unless you mean something like the cabbage patch kids... and thats just as equally wrong.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I always get women smiling at me whenever I'm out with my son somewhere. He's 4 1/2 and very very cute. Women love to see men spending time with their children.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Any places have babies for rent?

Business Opportunity?......better capitalize on it now before someone takes your idea.

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: Patt
As a new father I'd have to agree ... smiles from every facet of the female population, and many more conversations

and your wife?

Usually when we're out shopping, she is in a store, and I'm hanging out on a bench playing with/entertaining my daughter ... as for my wife's reaction ... she's just as proud as I am and doesn't see the other angle

 

[waggy]

yeap.

when i go out with my daugher (4 yr old) and my son (almost 5month old) and look confused looking to buy something i always get women wanting to help me! hehe

 

[monk3y]

Happened to me non stop when I was watching my niece at the mall a few times. BTW puppies at dog parks work even better, and you have the pleasure of having a puppy

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Jack Nicholson in The Departed. Substitute 'ring' with 'baby' and it is still true:

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think, "At least somebody can stand the son of a b!tch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."

That was Alec Baldwin, not Jack Nicholson.