It's true what they say

[krunchykrome]

I was holding a baby last weekend in a crowded place. As I walked through the crowd, young women were juststaring at me with googly eyes and warm smiles. There were "ooohs" and "awws" and I think I even heard a "mmmmm".

Single men, if you want to attract a bit of female attention to yourself, next time you go to the mall, bring a baby with you.

 

[leftyman]

so you just up and took a baby to try and score girls?

 

[Aikouka]

I think wet, stinky diapers offset the goodness that said baby might attract.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: leftyman
so you just up and took a baby to try and score girls?

No, I have a gf. But I was holding my sister's baby and I noticed extreme female attention.

 

[IronWing]

Um, so you have to take on the worst possible outcome of female attention in order to get female attention? No wonder so many go the porn route.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
I think wet, stinky diapers offset the goodness that said baby might attract.

Thats when you give the baby back to the appropritate owner.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: leftyman
so you just up and took a baby to try and score girls?

No, I have a gf. But I was holding my sister's baby and I noticed extreme female attention.

a puppy is also a suitable substitute

 

[MercenaryForHire]

no0b. I figured this out at the age of 14, with my younger brother.

Puppy is still > * though.

- M4H

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol, what a bunch of nerds

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: leftyman
so you just up and took a baby to try and score girls?

No, I have a gf. But I was holding my sister's baby and I noticed extreme female attention.

a puppy is a much better substitute

Fixed.

- M4H

 

[krunchykrome]

I can see how a puppy could produce the same results, BUT, puppies are not allowed in many places that babies are allowed.

 

[nakedfrog]

Hm... RealBaby?

 

[Patt]

As a new father I'd have to agree ... smiles from every facet of the female population, and many more conversations

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: Patt
As a new father I'd have to agree ... smiles from every facet of the female population, and many more conversations

and your wife?

 

[dirtylimey]

Yes you get more attention, but you have to understand that its nothing to do with you. Its the baby. The baby is the winner here, the chick doesnt give a crap about you, she just thinks the kid is cute.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
I think wet, stinky diapers offset the goodness that said baby might attract.

That's when you change the diapers. Then you take the original attractiveness gained by holding the baby and add +5 attractiveness for butt-changing skill.

 

[GTaudiophile]

They are looking at the baby...not you!

 

[postmortemIA]

Any places have babies for rent?

 

[BeauJangles]

Dogs / puppies work much better.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Any places have babies for rent?

There's a way for orphanages to generate some additional income...

 

[postmortemIA]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
Dogs / puppies work much better.

Yes, that is true too.

However, for us men, chest and/or rear work well too.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I was holding a baby last weekend in a crowded place. As I walked through the crowd, young women were juststaring at me with googly eyes and warm smiles. There were "ooohs" and "awws" and I think I even heard a "mmmmm".

Single men, if you want to attract a bit of female attention to yourself, next time you go to the mall, bring a baby with you.

personally it warms my heart to see a man nuture a baby.

 

[FoBoT]

where can i rent a baby?

 

[brnbngls]

Yes the women are looking at the baby first. But if they notice that the man holding said baby is doing well (not looking nervous, unsure of how to hold, etc.) then they notice that said man is a good caregiver and probably a sensitive type.

This attraction will only last temporarily though as good looking women are prone to find the a-holes of society and stick with them.

 

[GasX]

puppies actually work better