I've never had sex before...

[Printer Bandit]

People seem to be surprised by the fact that I've never had sex before, or had any contact with a girl for that matter. Why? What possible reason would I have to have sex? Is it strange for a 24 year old CompSci/physics guy to never had sex?

 

[MikeMike]

troll thread provides neffing oppurtunities

 

[surfsatwerk]

FYI in the butt counts as sex.

 

[iGas]

LOL!

Great post.

 

[Thorny]

Who needs sex when you've got ATOT

 

[cheezy321]

I miss spaceman

 

[CPA]

You are posting on ATOT. So, it is not weird.

 

[TruePaige]

Nice...

 

[newnameman]

Nice try, but a little late. 7/10

 

[Toastedlightly]

inb4 rage.

 

[secretanchitman]

lol good one! hahahaha

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Best parody thread in a while.

 

[jman19]

:thumbsup:

 

[iGas]

.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

iseewhatyoudidthere

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: Scholzpdx
Best parody thread in a while.

Parody? this is ATOT there's a 95% he's seriously a virgin. I wouldn't bet against it that's for sure.

 

[iGas]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Scholzpdx
Best parody thread in a while.

Parody? this is ATOT there's a 95% he's seriously a virgin. I wouldn't bet against it that's for sure.

He wouldn't be a virgin if he know how to use spreadsheet to calculate his chances to score with the ladies.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Scholzpdx
Best parody thread in a while.

Parody? this is ATOT there's a 95% he's seriously a virgin. I wouldn't bet against it that's for sure.

One does not exclude the other.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Scholzpdx
Best parody thread in a while.

Parody? this is ATOT there's a 95% he's seriously a virgin. I wouldn't bet against it that's for sure.

Indeed. If he's like the typical ATOT geek, the last time he was close to pussy was when he was born...hell, he probably giggles and tweets all his friends if he thinks a girl looks at him. :laugh:

 

[TheVrolok]

Waaait a minute. Can parody threads also be honest?

 

[TwiceOver]

Weird? Maybe. Strange? No. Surprising? No.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: iGas

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Scholzpdx
Best parody thread in a while.

Parody? this is ATOT there's a 95% he's seriously a virgin. I wouldn't bet against it that's for sure.

He wouldn't be a virgin if he know how to use spreadsheet to calculate his chances to score with the ladies.

:laugh: You win the thread!

 

[fleabag]

link to parody?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've had tons of sex. I even have a child from one of the women I banged. It's fucking great man!!! :thumbsup:

 

[newnameman]

Originally posted by: fleabag
link to parody?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2344959&enterthread=y