I've never had sex before...

[nonameo]

I'm 25 and have never had sex. IMHO I just wouldn't worry about it. No one will know unless you tell them.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: nonameo
I'm 25 and have never had sex. IMHO I just wouldn't worry about it. No one will know unless you tell them.

Wanna bet? EVERYONE knows...especially the girls. They have a 6th sense about such things...

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: newnameman

Originally posted by: fleabag
link to parody?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2344959&enterthread=y

Hahahahahaha :laugh:

OMG that was actually unexpectedly funny! Thanks!

 

[Xstatic1]

it's not weird or strange, it's unfortunate.

 

[ModerateRepZero]

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
it's not weird or strange, it's unfortunate.

if you're willing to be a guinea pig....I mean, teacher, teach 'em unless you're unlucky it'll be worth your while, at least in the short term

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
People seem to be surprised by the fact that I've never had sex before, or had any contact with a girl for that matter. Why? What possible reason would I have to have sex? Is it strange for a 24 year old CompSci/physics guy to never had sex?

Yes.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

100% full of Fail.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: CPA
You are posting on ATOT. So, it is not weird.

So true.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

:laugh::laugh:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

100% full of Fail.

Why is that, because I should be having sex with random woman that I might never even see after? THAT, is fail. That's how people get aids and crap too, not to mention unwanted kids you don't know what to do with. Condoms don't work 100%.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Scholzpdx
Best parody thread in a while.

link to orignal?

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: ModerateRepZero

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
it's not weird or strange, it's unfortunate.

if you're willing to be a guinea pig....I mean, teacher, teach 'em unless you're unlucky it'll be worth your while, at least in the short term

the problem is i'd feel awful after corrupting the lives of the AT men.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

100% full of Fail.

Why is that, because I should be having sex with random woman that I might never even see after? THAT, is fail. That's how people get aids and crap too, not to mention unwanted kids you don't know what to do with. Condoms don't work 100%.

Why in the hell would you marry someone you haven't had sex with?

Intimacy is a HUGE part of a successful marriage. If you aren't compatible in the bedroom, it breeds resentment and possibly infidelity. Either that or you just end up lying to yourself.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

100% full of Fail.

Why is that, because I should be having sex with random woman that I might never even see after? THAT, is fail. That's how people get aids and crap too, not to mention unwanted kids you don't know what to do with. Condoms don't work 100%.

You really think marriage is any better?

You sir, are FAIL!
Or, a good sarcastic joke that none of us can sense. In which case I salute you.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

100% full of Fail.

Why is that, because I should be having sex with random woman that I might never even see after? THAT, is fail. That's how people get aids and crap too, not to mention unwanted kids you don't know what to do with. Condoms don't work 100%.

You really think marriage is any better?

You sir, are FAIL!
Or, a good sarcastic joke that none of us can sense. In which case I salute you.

I don't know man, RS, while typically a normal poster, goes kind of wingnut religious from time to time.

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: Xstatic1

Originally posted by: ModerateRepZero

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
it's not weird or strange, it's unfortunate.

if you're willing to be a guinea pig....I mean, teacher, teach 'em unless you're unlucky it'll be worth your while, at least in the short term

the problem is i'd feel awful after corrupting the lives of the AT men.

LOL~~~ that can be taken in more than one way

 

[speg]

Comp Sci + Physics = no sex. Trust me, I used to be a physics major

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm 23 and never had sex. Unless you are married, you should never of had sex, anyway. Sex is reserved for your true love aka wife.

100% full of Fail.

Why is that, because I should be having sex with random woman that I might never even see after? THAT, is fail. That's how people get aids and crap too, not to mention unwanted kids you don't know what to do with. Condoms don't work 100%.

Enough with the excuses. Twenty years from now you're going to berate yourself for waiting.

 

[El Guaraguao]

just dropping by because i claim some credit. I am the founder and ceo of parody threads. quote me and say thanks. that is all.

 

[mafia]

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
People seem to be surprised by the fact that I've never had sex before, or had any contact with a girl for that matter. Why? What possible reason would I have to have sex? Is it strange for a 24 year old CompSci/physics guy to never had sex?

Yes.

I need to reconsider my college majors. Any good majors that involve endless pussy? Biology? Doctor? what!?

 

[Rockinacoustic]

Originally posted by: mafia

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
People seem to be surprised by the fact that I've never had sex before, or had any contact with a girl for that matter. Why? What possible reason would I have to have sex? Is it strange for a 24 year old CompSci/physics guy to never had sex?

Yes.

I need to reconsider my college majors. Any good majors that involve endless pussy? Biology? Doctor? what!?

Psych, English, Sociology. Basically less time studying = more time mingling.

 

[KeypoX]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
People seem to be surprised by the fact that I've never had sex before, or had any contact with a girl for that matter. Why? What possible reason would I have to have sex? Is it strange for a 24 year old CompSci/physics guy to never had sex?

Its ok let natural selection take its course.

 

[Ronstang]

If you are Asian not having sex by the time you are 24 isn't really that weird.

 

[DrawninwarD]

Who was that guy who posted something similar like a year ago?

And then he posted that he went on his first date. Or something like that...