Jehovah's Witnesses

BreadBoy1983

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I dont really like them,I hate when they knock on your doors demanding you convert to their religion and hand you there stupid magazines filled with things like anti-video game rhetoric or how you cant have your own children have a blood transfusion, I got mailed that shit yesterday, I ripped it up and put it where it belongs, the trash.
 
Nov 8, 2012
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I dont really like them,I hate when they knock on your doors demanding you convert to their religion and hand you there stupid magazines filled with things like anti-video game rhetoric or how you cant have your own children have a blood transfusion, I got mailed that shit yesterday, I ripped it up and put it where it belongs, the trash.

Nope. Wrong move.

When they send you things like that, a lot of times they tend to come with return envelopes for donations and such.

That's when you stuff in all the ads and coupons into it and return it to them. You were being considerate and thought they wanted them
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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I don't get too many of them. Pretty much all religion is stupid, and some are stupider than others, but if you leave me alone(both personally, and through government/law), I don't care much.
 

Childs

Lifer
Jul 9, 2000
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I just wish they werent so anti celebration. I have an aunt that is a witness and she hasnt been to any family gatherings in like 40 years.
 

Lyfer

Diamond Member
May 28, 2003
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My cat is a Jehovah's Witness. Fucker tries to put pamphlets on my pillow all the time.
 

Humpy

Diamond Member
Mar 3, 2011
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I really enjoyed Book of Mormon!

Everyone said it was good but I was still surprised just how good.

Recommended/10
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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I dont really like them,I hate when they knock on your doors demanding you convert to their religion and hand you there stupid magazines filled with things like anti-video game rhetoric or how you cant have your own children have a blood transfusion, I got mailed that shit yesterday, I ripped it up and put it where it belongs, the trash.


Better than getting your head cut off
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Answer the door buck-nekkid...with a drink in one hand, a joint in the other...invite them in.

Do that often enough, you'll be put on their "do not knock" list...


(well, hey...it worked for me!)
 

pete6032

Diamond Member
Dec 3, 2010
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I dont really like them,I hate when they knock on your doors demanding you convert to their religion and hand you there stupid magazines filled with things like anti-video game rhetoric or how you cant have your own children have a blood transfusion, I got mailed that shit yesterday, I ripped it up and put it where it belongs, the trash.
Don't be so crotchety.
 
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Childhood memory.

My brother (who was 17 or so at the time) and I were home alone. Doorbell wrang. We both went to the door. My brother opened the door. They started talking. 5 seconds later without saying a word my brother slammed the door in their face.

They left.
 

WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
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Meh. What's wrong with a quick "No thanks, not interested" unless they are coming round on a regular basis. In which case do what BoomerD does.

We get them very occasionally (maybe once or twice a year) it's always some dour middle aged woman dragging a poor miserable teenager round with her. I always want to give the kid a four pack and some porno mags.
 

who?

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Sep 1, 2012
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Michael Jackson was a Witness, at least when he was younger, would you have listened to his spiel at the door?
 

K7SN

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Jun 21, 2015
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Jehovah's Witnesses were sent to Concentration camps before the Nuremburg laws, their persecution began in 1933 when their refusal to give a Nazi salute lead to their doom.

That said they are pests when they knock on your door and if busy I just dismiss them otherwise I use logic which confuses them. I give them hope when I admit I am a deist, then dash it with my beliefs that God doesn't give a fat rat's behind whether you believe in a God or just live a good life.

I then ridicule there religion, especially the Jehovah's Witnesses believe that exactly 144,000 faithful Christians go to heaven as spirit creatures to rule with Christ who I consider a prophet and not divine, they usually leave at that point.

Mormons are fun also; my respect for the prophet Joseph Smith encourages them and my disrespect for his successor Brigham Young dashes their hopes; but Mormons have a past prone to violence and easily discouraged.

You must know something about the benign religion whether Seventh Day Adventists, Society of Friends, and Jehovah's Witnesses or Born Again Christians because they believe in non-violence; I use their beliefs to discourage those seeking converts.to other Abrahamic religions.; Jews, Most Christians and Muslims who all have great violent evils to answer for.

If you have time you can have a good philosophical discussion with such individuals; if not the they're just pests when you can do need to do something more important like post here.
 

Brian Stirling

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Feb 7, 2010
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Close friends wife is a Joho and tried at first to have him convert. They surrounded him one day and pressured him to become a witness but he replied he couldn't be a witness because he didn't see the accident! They stopped trying to convert him.

The real crime of it is that the kids that get forced into it are not permitted to celebrate Christmas or any other event -- that's just wrong.


Brian
 

MtnMan

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Jul 27, 2004
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I dont really like them,I hate when they knock on your doors demanding you convert to their religion and hand you there stupid magazines filled with things like anti-video game rhetoric or how you cant have your own children have a blood transfusion, I got mailed that shit yesterday, I ripped it up and put it where it belongs, the trash.
Belongs in the recycling bin, not the landfill.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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lol I tell them I'm Born Again and don't want to convert, they usually don't really know what to say and just leave. They still give me pamphlets though. They go straight in the recycling.

I kinda feel bad for them really. They're just so lost.
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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I really enjoyed Book of Mormon!

Everyone said it was good but I was still surprised just how good.

Recommended/10

Mormon != Jehovah's Witness (not exactly the same anyway)

Also, are you talking about the actual BOOK of Mormon, or the stage musical called "The Book of Mormon?"
 
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KMFJD

Lifer
Aug 11, 2005
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We have 3 large and loud German shepherds that roam our property....no unwanted visitors get out of their car.
 

Humpy

Diamond Member
Mar 3, 2011
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Mormon != Jehovah's Witness (not exactly the same anyway)

Also, are you talking about the actual BOOK or Mormon, or the stage musical called "The Book of Mormon?"

Huh. To tell you the truth I thought Mormons were the same thing as a Jehovah's Witness. They should have addressed that in the musical that I saw.
 
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