JLGatsby is "Banned" Material

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Unreal how infatuated ATOT is with this Gatsby guy. Some of you need to seriously get a life.

Where can I purchase this 'life'? Do you have a coupon I can use?

Sure, I have a coupon called "gym membership", you can start there. After you use enough of them, you may apply for credit card: "omglivingbreathingfemalebbq", which has an annual fee due every February and December. If your application for the omglivingbreathingfemalebbq card is denied, then you will be required to rent 5 Dirty Harry movies until you learn how the fck to be a real man. If you fail the application process more than once, don't feel bad: you can always post about JLGatsby.

Do you fail to see the irony of you posting in this thread making fun of people posting in this thread?

:laugh:

But you see, he's the exception. We're all losers, but he's just here to point that out to us, by temporarily lowering himself to our level.

Truly, SP33Demon is a great man. :roll:

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Unreal how infatuated ATOT is with this Gatsby guy. Some of you need to seriously get a life.

Where can I purchase this 'life'? Do you have a coupon I can use?

Sure, I have a coupon called "gym membership", you can start there. After you use enough of them, you may apply for credit card: "omglivingbreathingfemalebbq", which has an annual fee due every February and December. If your application for the omglivingbreathingfemalebbq card is denied, then you will be required to rent 5 Dirty Harry movies until you learn how the fck to be a real man. If you fail the application process more than once, don't feel bad: you can always post about JLGatsby.

Do you fail to see the irony of you posting in this thread making fun of people posting in this thread?

:laugh:

But you see, he's the exception. We're all losers, but he's just here to point that out to us, by temporarily lowering himself to our level.

Truly, SP33Demon is a great man. :roll:

I wonder, if I work really hard at it, if I can be like SP33Demon someday! :Q

 

[mattjbak]

Macaulay culkin is ugly, that goes without saying for many people... if you won't post a real picture, the fact is that you are as well.

 

[Ready]

haha this is still alive

 

[SampSon]

JLGatsby is just a sad little man who needs to lie on the internet to make himself feel better. What is even more sad is that he can't even keep his lies consistant.

Reading this thread would lead you to believe that he's going to be a self-made millionare right out of high school! Of course there is no mention of university because he never attended one, though I'm sure if you ask he will say that he has an MBA or PhD.

Such a claimed beautiful man that has only had one girlfriend, is most definitely a virgin, has never atteneded a social gathering (which makes you wonder how he hits on all these women) is an obvious teenage internet bullsh!t artist. For being such a real estate mogul he hs no clue about real estate, a high powered business man that doesn't even go to social gatherings to network and a person who claims to look just like morrissey with supermodel looks just reeks of complete bs. Too many of us have been around the block to even begin to believe the bullsh!t this kiddie spews.

I hope JLGatsby has fun crying to morrissey, quoting Ayn Rand thinking it makes him look intelligent and posting non-contiguous internet stories. Because it seems the sad reality is that's all the kid has. Hopefully someday soon his parents will forget to pay the internet bill and JLGatsby will have to get a job at a local fastfood place to pay the bill.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: SampSon
JLGatsby is just a sad little man who needs to lie on the internet to make himself feel better. What is even more sad is that he can't even keep his lies consistant.

Reading this thread would lead you to believe that he's going to be a self-made millionare right out of high school! Of course there is no mention of university because he never attended one, though I'm sure if you ask he will say that he has an MBA or PhD.

Such a claimed beautiful man that has only had one girlfriend, is most definitely a virgin, has never atteneded a social gathering (which makes you wonder how he hits on all these women) is an obvious teenage internet bullsh!t artist. For being such a real estate mogul he hs no clue about real estate, a high powered business man that doesn't even go to social gatherings to network and a person who claims to look just like morrissey with supermodel looks just reeks of complete bs. Too many of us have been around the block to even begin to believe the bullsh!t this kiddie spews.

I hope JLGatsby has fun crying to morrissey, quoting Ayn Rand thinking it makes him look intelligent and posting non-contiguous internet stories. Because it seems the sad reality is that's all the kid has. Hopefully someday soon his parents will forget to pay the internet bill and JLGatsby will have to get a job at a local fastfood place to pay the bill.

shhhhhh, it's more fun without reality coming in.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: SampSon
JLGatsby is just a sad little man who needs to lie on the internet to make himself feel better. What is even more sad is that he can't even keep his lies consistant.

Reading this thread would lead you to believe that he's going to be a self-made millionare right out of high school! Of course there is no mention of university because he never attended one, though I'm sure if you ask he will say that he has an MBA or PhD.

Such a claimed beautiful man that has only had one girlfriend, is most definitely a virgin, has never atteneded a social gathering (which makes you wonder how he hits on all these women) is an obvious teenage internet bullsh!t artist. For being such a real estate mogul he hs no clue about real estate, a high powered business man that doesn't even go to social gatherings to network and a person who claims to look just like morrissey with supermodel looks just reeks of complete bs. Too many of us have been around the block to even begin to believe the bullsh!t this kiddie spews.

I hope JLGatsby has fun crying to morrissey, quoting Ayn Rand thinking it makes him look intelligent and posting non-contiguous internet stories. Because it seems the sad reality is that's all the kid has. Hopefully someday soon his parents will forget to pay the internet bill and JLGatsby will have to get a job at a local fastfood place to pay the bill.

SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: SampSon
JLGatsby is just a sad little man who needs to lie on the internet to make himself feel better. What is even more sad is that he can't even keep his lies consistant.
Reading this thread would lead you to believe that he's going to be a self-made millionare right out of high school! Of course there is no mention of university because he never attended one, though I'm sure if you ask he will say that he has an MBA or PhD.
Such a claimed beautiful man that has only had one girlfriend, is most definitely a virgin, has never atteneded a social gathering (which makes you wonder how he hits on all these women) is an obvious teenage internet bullsh!t artist. For being such a real estate mogul he hs no clue about real estate, a high powered business man that doesn't even go to social gatherings to network and a person who claims to look just like morrissey with supermodel looks just reeks of complete bs. Too many of us have been around the block to even begin to believe the bullsh!t this kiddie spews.
I hope JLGatsby has fun crying to morrissey, quoting Ayn Rand thinking it makes him look intelligent and posting non-contiguous internet stories. Because it seems the sad reality is that's all the kid has. Hopefully someday soon his parents will forget to pay the internet bill and JLGatsby will have to get a job at a local fastfood place to pay the bill.

Be honest. You've been saving that up for a while havent you?

 

[SampSon]

SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

I've been here nearly 6 years. It's called off and on posting. Downtime in the industry = more time on the internet. On top of that I've had more idiots like you to argue back and forth with, boosting post count up. That aside, bringing up PPD is a stereotypical retort of the kid who just got walked all over, and knows it. Really, I've never heard the PPD or post cout diss in my life, honestly! I guess by that measure RossMan and other similar members are total losers.

I think I gave you too much credit by using the word "man" and your nick in the same statement. My apologies.

Be honest. You've been saving that up for a while havent you?

Naw, I chewed him up royally in the metal roofing thread. Though he couldn't be bothered to retort because he knew he was out classed in all ways, though he claimed it was "too much to read". I guess anything more extensive than a Dr. Seuss book is too much for him.

The public of this forum knows JLGatsby is a full of sh!t kiddie, and that's just about good enough for me.

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

Gatsby = 5'11 and 120lb

Who's the little sad man?

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

JLGatsby = Average Posts Per Day: 15.74

Who's the sad little boy?

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: SampSon

SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

I've been here nearly 6 years. It's called off and on posting. Downtime in the industry = more time on the internet. On top of that I've had more idiots like you to argue back and forth with, boosting post count up. That aside, bringing up PPD is a stereotypical retort of the kid who just got walked all over, and knows it. Really, I've never heard the PPD or post cout diss in my life, honestly! I guess by that measure RossMan and other similar members are total losers.

I think I gave you too much credit by using the word "man" and your nick in the same statement. My apologies.

Be honest. You've been saving that up for a while havent you?

Naw, I chewed him up royally in the metal roofing thread. Though he couldn't be bothered to retort because he knew he was out classed in all ways, though he claimed it was "too much to read". I guess anything more extensive than a Dr. Seuss book is too much for him.

The public of this forum knows JLGatsby is a full of sh!t kiddie, and that's just about good enough for me.

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: SampSon
JLGatsby is just a sad little man who needs to lie on the internet to make himself feel better. What is even more sad is that he can't even keep his lies consistant.

Reading this thread would lead you to believe that he's going to be a self-made millionare right out of high school! Of course there is no mention of university because he never attended one, though I'm sure if you ask he will say that he has an MBA or PhD.

Such a claimed beautiful man that has only had one girlfriend, is most definitely a virgin, has never atteneded a social gathering (which makes you wonder how he hits on all these women) is an obvious teenage internet bullsh!t artist. For being such a real estate mogul he hs no clue about real estate, a high powered business man that doesn't even go to social gatherings to network and a person who claims to look just like morrissey with supermodel looks just reeks of complete bs. Too many of us have been around the block to even begin to believe the bullsh!t this kiddie spews.

I hope JLGatsby has fun crying to morrissey, quoting Ayn Rand thinking it makes him look intelligent and posting non-contiguous internet stories. Because it seems the sad reality is that's all the kid has. Hopefully someday soon his parents will forget to pay the internet bill and JLGatsby will have to get a job at a local fastfood place to pay the bill.

SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

You still are. I'm with Sampson on this 100%.

 

[ROTC1983]

Why hasn't he been banned yet?

 

[EvilYoda]

2xx posts on this? I could only imagine what tangents this thread has mutated into

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Y HELO THAR! :heart:

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Y HELO THAR! :heart:

Whoa, whoa :heart: Haven't seen you in a while either. So, are you going to answer my question Zug?

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Y HELO THAR! :heart:

Whoa, whoa :heart: Haven't seen you in a while either. So, are you going to answer my question Zug?

Using my super-mod powers, consider him BANNED. :|

:thumbsup:

 

[neutralizer]

Wow... this thread is sad, but JLGatsby is sadder.

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Y HELO THAR! :heart:

Whoa, whoa :heart: Haven't seen you in a while either. So, are you going to answer my question Zug?

Using my super-mod powers, consider him BANNED. :|

:thumbsup:

You are my hero....so, how is your side of the island? /threadjack

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

so do you get off by making up stories about how you're some big shot on the internet? LMAO

did someone get picked on too much in high school so has to live out his sad fantasies on the internet?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Well, if you recall the thread where I was banned, it would seem the mods are OK with people acting like assholes so long as it doesnt go over the line.
I havent figured out where the line is so it cost me.
Gatsby manages to walk the line well enough that he wont get banned.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Well, if you recall the thread where I was banned, it would seem the mods are OK with people acting like assholes so long as it doesnt go over the line.
I havent figured out where the line is so it cost me.
Gatsby manages to walk the line well enough that he wont get banned.

Maybe he just amuses the Mods so they keep him around... kindof like a Jester.

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Well, if you recall the thread where I was banned, it would seem the mods are OK with people acting like assholes so long as it doesnt go over the line.
I havent figured out where the line is so it cost me.
Gatsby manages to walk the line well enough that he wont get banned.

I don't know, but it seems like lying to a community could be considered being an asshole in my opinion. All he ever adds to threads are flames or quotes from books he reads. Most of the stuff he posts have no factual backing and his reasoning seems a tad bit flawed.

 

[SampSon]

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.