Originally posted by: Mizugori
Originally posted by: Stratk1ng
BACK != BLACK
Originally posted by: Turin39789
What is back and white and red all over?
Nuns in a chainsaw fight.
THANK YOU
Originally posted by: Mizugori
oh really? you made them up? yeah, it shows... no wonder no one laughed... maybe you forgot what the point of a joke is? and jokes don't get done they get told
Originally posted by: AkumaX
How do you know when it is time to go to sleep in Michael Jackson's house?
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When the big hand touches the little hand.
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Okay, so there were three midgets in this bar, it was gettin late and they had all had their fair share of drinking.
Suddenly, one midget turns to the other two and goes, you know what, i probably have the smallest hands in the world. The other two look around, and say, okay, we'll drink to that. so they each drink to it.
The second midget turns to the other two and says, you know, i probably have the smallest feet in the world. the other two look around and say, okay, we'll drink to that.
The third midget looks around, says, you know, i probably have the smallest dick in the world. the other two look at each other, then around, and say, okay we'll drink to that.
So after these revelations, the three midgest concur that they should go the next morning to the guiness book of world records and get themselves put in the record book.
come next morning, the three midgets were outside the building for the guiness book of world records
the first midget walks in, about 10 minutes later, he comes back out estatic, and says I did it, ihave the smallest hands in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
the second midget walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he comes back out estatic and says, I did it, I have the smallest feet in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
The third midget proudly walks up and into the building, about 2 minutes later he comes back outside piss off. The other two ask him whats wrong, he responds
Who the fvck is this Anandtech Moderator guy anyways?
Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Okay, so there were three midgets in this bar, it was gettin late and they had all had their fair share of drinking.
Suddenly, one midget turns to the other two and goes, you know what, i probably have the smallest hands in the world. The other two look around, and say, okay, we'll drink to that. so they each drink to it.
The second midget turns to the other two and says, you know, i probably have the smallest feet in the world. the other two look around and say, okay, we'll drink to that.
The third midget looks around, says, you know, i probably have the smallest dick in the world. the other two look at each other, then around, and say, okay we'll drink to that.
So after these revelations, the three midgest concur that they should go the next morning to the guiness book of world records and get themselves put in the record book.
come next morning, the three midgets were outside the building for the guiness book of world records
the first midget walks in, about 10 minutes later, he comes back out estatic, and says I did it, ihave the smallest hands in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
the second midget walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he comes back out estatic and says, I did it, I have the smallest feet in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
The third midget proudly walks up and into the building, about 2 minutes later he comes back outside piss off. The other two ask him whats wrong, he responds
Who the fvck is this Anandtech Moderator guy anyways?
snorgle snorgle
Originally posted by: MechxWarrior
A husband comes home drunk at 3:00AM and stumbles upstairs to pass out in bed. When he wakes up the next morning there are 2 aspirin and a glass of water at the bedside, and a note "Breakfast is down stairs honey".
When he goes downstairs the house has been cleaned, the Laundry is done, and there is Bacon, eggs, and pancakes waiting for him in the Kitchen, where his daughter is already having breakfast. He asks his daughter "what in the world is going on with you mother"?
The daughter replies, "you came home smashed drunk, broke the lamp in the front room, puked all over the hallway, and when mom tried to drag you in the bedroom you push her away."
The husband is still confused, and asks "So why is she being so nice to me?"
His daughter replies, "When she was taking off your pants and trying to put you to bed, you told her to back off lady I'm married".
Originally posted by: vshah
How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fuck it, lets go ride our bikes.
Originally posted by: Mizugori
Originally posted by: Stratk1ng
BACK != BLACK
Originally posted by: Turin39789
What is back and white and red all over?
Nuns in a chainsaw fight.
THANK YOU
Originally posted by: chitwood
An American businessman goes on business to Japan. He tells his assistant that night to get him some 'entertainment.' So his assistant gets him a hooker. The whole night this Japanese hooker keeps screaming, 'Hoshimota, hoshimota!'
He thinks he is doing it really, really good.
The next morning he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner, who makes a hole in one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and patting him on the back. The American can't think of what to say, so he says "HOSHIMOTA!"
His Japanese partner turns to him and says, "What do you mean, it is in the wrong hole?"
:thumbsup:Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: meltdown75
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Pitch to the rhino.
Hot Shots!
Originally posted by: MechxWarrior
A husband comes home drunk at 3:00AM and stumbles upstairs to pass out in bed. When he wakes up the next morning there are 2 aspirin and a glass of water at the bedside, and a note "Breakfast is down stairs honey".
When he goes downstairs the house has been cleaned, the Laundry is done, and there is Bacon, eggs, and pancakes waiting for him in the Kitchen, where his daughter is already having breakfast. He asks his daughter "what in the world is going on with you mother"?
The daughter replies, "you came home smashed drunk, broke the lamp in the front room, puked all over the hallway, and when mom tried to drag you in the bedroom you push her away."
The husband is still confused, and asks "So why is she being so nice to me?"
His daughter replies, "When she was taking off your pants and trying to put you to bed, you told her to back off lady I'm married".
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Turin39789
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
10/10
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Turin39789
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
10/10
I dont get it....
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: manlymatt83
Originally posted by: Turin39789
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
10/10
I dont get it....
Originally posted by: Newbian
So have we found humor yet?