Joke

[Aimster]

The President, Vice President and Secretary of State were flying on Air
Force One. George looked at Condi, chuckled and said, "You know, I could
throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very
happy."

Condi shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them
out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

 

[Anubis]

lulz

 

[SSSnail]

It would have been funnier if the pilot said "... more than 4 billion ..."

 

[olds]

Weren't they talking about money?

 

[clamum]

Haha.

 

[Dacalo]

Hahaha!

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Weren't they talking about money?

I think they were also talking about making people happy.
Speaking of making people happy, are you no long a mod

 

[Mr Pickles]

Shens - you can't throw stuff out of a pressurized cabin.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Shens - you can't throw stuff out of a pressurized cabin.

I just threw you out of the cargo lock.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Shens - you can't throw stuff out of a pressurized cabin.

NICE.

 

[darkxshade]

lol, I kinda saw it coming but it was still just as funny once it was confirmed for me.

10/10

 

[Drekce]

My God, this joke has been going around for way too long. I first heard it in middle school when Clinton had just become president.

 

[LtPage1]

Hehe. 8/10.

 

[Fritzo]

OOhhhhhh...I see...if he killed all of our leaders, it would cause joy because nobody likes them.

Yes, quite amusing. Quite.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
OOhhhhhh...I see...if he killed all of our leaders, it would cause joy because nobody likes them.

Yes, quite amusing. Quite.

Welcome to the thread, Master Funsucker... I trust everything is to your liking?

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Weren't they talking about money?

I think they were also talking about making people happy.
Speaking of making people happy, are you no long a mod

zing?

 

[Corporate Thug]

what does the 56 million number represent?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
what does the 56 million number represent?

It's in the vicinity of the number of people who voted against him in 2000 and 2004.

 

[BradT]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Weren't they talking about money?

Why are you no longer mod? Abuse of power?

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
what does the 56 million number represent?

It's in the vicinity of the number of people who voted against him in 2000 and 2004.

Yeah this joke is about 3 years old..

 

[TestedAcorn]

Pretty nice. 9/10

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Shens - you can't throw stuff out of a pressurized cabin.

Nobody said they were at full altitude. Maybe they were flying map of the earth.... at 747 flying map of the earth. It could happen.

 

[Hyperlite]

hahaha 8/10

 

[BoomerD]

Dude, you didn't steal much...that joke's been around since Henny Youngman...(take my wife...please.)

OK, maybe not quite that long, but for at least the past 3 Presidents...maybe more.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: BradT

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Weren't they talking about money?

Why are you no longer mod? Abuse of power?

Nah. I took too much of my time away from your mom.