Jokersmoker's thought for the day

[Jokersmoker]

If a black president can put the country into the red,Could a red president put the country into the black?

 

[Mermaidman]

I'd vote for a yellow president to get into the green.

 

[shortylickens]

I'd like a pink president who enjoys pink.

:awe:

 

[Ichinisan]

To be fair, we've been in the red for a while. We're just a LOT further-in to it now.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Can we get clinton back?

 

[OCGuy]

I dont think Chief Running Fox is going to be a candidate, so we will never find out.

 

[rudder]

Can we get clinton back?

Too easy to distract clinton with pink.

 

[Evadman]

Can we get clinton back?

Too easy to distract clinton with pink.

This thread is now over, nothing more can be said that will top this.
/thread

 

[MotF Bane]

Too easy to distract clinton with pink.

We have a winner.

 

[brblx]

for some reason i'm reminded of that old simpsons episode where homer gets kidnapped in south america.

'LOOK AT ALL THAT PINK AND PURPLE!'

'...boy, our money sure is gay...'

 

[BrokenVisage]

Read Text,
Enjoyed!

 

[Zedtom]

If by red you mean Russian...maybe we should elect a president that is a student of Mikhail Gorbachev's philosophy.

Gorbachev calls for a kind of perestroika or restructuring of societies around the world, starting in particular with that of the United States, because he is of the view that the economic crisis of 2007–present shows that the Washington Consensus economic model is a failure that will sooner or later have to be replaced. According to Gorbachev, countries that have rejected the Washington consensus and the International Monetary Fund approach to economic development, such as Brazil and China, have done far better economically on the whole and achieved far more fair results for the average citizen, than countries that have accepted it.

-from Wikipedia

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I'd like a pink president who enjoys pink.

:awe:

Pink Floyd with Aero Smith as his running mate. They will build a wall to keep out all the immigrants and really pump the economy. They would have a strong public transit platform to make sure that train kept a rollin. Once the job is done we can all kick back and have a cigar.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Bobby Jindal 2012

 

[moshquerade]

If a black president can put the country into the red,Could a red president put the country into the black?

i see where you're going there so i'm going to throw out this...maybe a green president could get back the value of our green.

the green lantern for president!

 

[brblx]

eff that, jason bateman for president.

OR MAYBE....JASON REYNOLDS! OR RYAN BATEMAN!

god why do i allow myself to sit through TV commercials.

 

[ElFenix]

I'd like a pink president who enjoys pink.

:awe:

Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a lovely human.
Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.
Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. PINK.
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.

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[CZroe]

Can we get clinton back?

As if he had anything to do with the economic surplus in his era? That was Reaganomics and the tech bubble filling his coffers.