Kingdom of Loathing

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Haha - I just got my familiar set-up...


You're fighting a big creepy spider

In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are attacked by a big creepy spider.
You hit for 16 damage. SPLAT! BIFF! ZOT!

You win the fight!

You gain 7 Meat.

Red Dawn smiles approvingly.

You gain 2 Sarcasm.

hahahahahaha

 

[Chu]

freeging god damn Mechs on the airship . . . what level do I have to be to have a chance? I'm doing 17 damage a shot, and they're doing 54 back

-Chu

 

[screw3d]

Originally posted by: Chu
freeging god damn Mechs on the airship . . . what level do I have to be to have a chance? I'm doing 17 damage a shot, and they're doing 54 back

-Chu

I can only fight them with my lvl 11 disco bandit.. since his high moxie makes him hard to get hit.. the rest of my characters often get pwned without full health.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: screw3d

Originally posted by: Chu
freeging god damn Mechs on the airship . . . what level do I have to be to have a chance? I'm doing 17 damage a shot, and they're doing 54 back

-Chu

I can only fight them with my lvl 11 disco bandit.. since his high moxie makes him hard to get hit.. the rest of my characters often get pwned without full health.

the mechs suck...L12 Turtle, 155 (126), 76 (71), 69 (67), about 182 (155)HP....get rocked. I am doing equal damage almost but my HP is only good for a couple battles before having to restock healing. I am going to work on getting to 100's in my myst, and mox and see how that does for me.

Hat: linoleum helmet turtle (Power: 100)
Weapon: Turtleslinger (Power: 50)
Pants: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (Power: 90)
Accessory: Xtreme nose ring
Accessory: Badass Belt
Accessory: Ring of Boris

 

[dc]

/me hugs my lvl 11 disco bandit.

 

[Shockwave]

If anyone wants my account, PM me. I've been too busy lately to keep up on it.

 

[Coquito]

:burp;

 

[dc]

yum yum, hell ramen.

what's a good drink? salty dogs aren't that satisfying anymore. heh.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: screw3d

Originally posted by: Chu
freeging god damn Mechs on the airship . . . what level do I have to be to have a chance? I'm doing 17 damage a shot, and they're doing 54 back

-Chu

I can only fight them with my lvl 11 disco bandit.. since his high moxie makes him hard to get hit.. the rest of my characters often get pwned without full health.

the mechs suck...L12 Turtle, 155 (126), 76 (71), 69 (67), about 182 (155)HP....get rocked. I am doing equal damage almost but my HP is only good for a couple battles before having to restock healing. I am going to work on getting to 100's in my myst, and mox and see how that does for me.

Hat: linoleum helmet turtle (Power: 100)
Weapon: Turtleslinger (Power: 50)
Pants: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (Power: 90)
Accessory: Xtreme nose ring
Accessory: Badass Belt
Accessory: Ring of Boris

holy crap, buy some better equipment! get star hat, star sword, star pants... they are each like 150 power

also, having two lvl 10 characters takes up quite a bit of time

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: screw3d

Originally posted by: Chu
freeging god damn Mechs on the airship . . . what level do I have to be to have a chance? I'm doing 17 damage a shot, and they're doing 54 back

-Chu

I can only fight them with my lvl 11 disco bandit.. since his high moxie makes him hard to get hit.. the rest of my characters often get pwned without full health.

the mechs suck...L12 Turtle, 155 (126), 76 (71), 69 (67), about 182 (155)HP....get rocked. I am doing equal damage almost but my HP is only good for a couple battles before having to restock healing. I am going to work on getting to 100's in my myst, and mox and see how that does for me.

Hat: linoleum helmet turtle (Power: 100)
Weapon: Turtleslinger (Power: 50)
Pants: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (Power: 90)
Accessory: Xtreme nose ring
Accessory: Badass Belt
Accessory: Ring of Boris

holy crap, buy some better equipment! get star hat, star sword, star pants... they are each like 150 power

also, having two lvl 10 characters takes up quite a bit of time

I selected a chrome helmet, star sword, star pants, and the rest....beat the mechs, now hole in the sky is not much funner .

I did find if I keep casting buffs they improve...all my buffs are in the 100-200 range and I take only about 30 damage a turn in the Hole inthe Sky.

stats are now 152-94-98 178/123

 

[GasX]

anyone who needs something cooked up, send the ingredients to GrayPoopin and I will take care of it...

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: dc
yum yum, hell ramen.

what's a good drink? salty dogs aren't that satisfying anymore. heh.

Almost everything you wish to know can be answered in our forums.

 

[Coquito]

We have a couple idle accounts that are getting lonely at the bottom. This game is getting big. Play during your lunch hour, play during economics class, forget about your infant son & leave him alone in the bathtub for a bit.

 

[Wag]

The server is way too slow now- completely unplayable every time I try.

Anyone else have this problem.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Wag
The server is way too slow now- completely unplayable every time I try.

Anyone else have this problem.

During lunch or reset forget playing


17 muscle left for next level

Level 13
Alligator Subjugator
Muscle: 172 (156)
Mysticality: 119 (104)
Moxie: 124 (109)

just got done with the lair of the naughty sorcerous....only thing left is to replay the older areas.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Wag
The server is way too slow now- completely unplayable every time I try.

Anyone else have this problem.

It depends when you play. First thing in the morning it is frighteningly fast. Most of the rest of the day is a pain in the ass...

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Wag
The server is way too slow now- completely unplayable every time I try.

Anyone else have this problem.

It depends when you play. First thing in the morning it is frighteningly fast. Most of the rest of the day is a pain in the ass...

Yup. Reset time is unplayable. Mornings before work is instantaneous.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Come one, come all! This game is fun as hell.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Come one, come all! This game is fun as hell.

I am so horribly addicted...

 

[dc]

argh, too much moxie needed to get to lvl15.

edit: and stupid hell ramen has gone up like 5k in the past week. gah. is there anyone in the clan willing to make it for a better price? =)

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: dc
argh, too much moxie needed to get to lvl15.

edit: and stupid hell ramen has gone up like 5k in the past week. gah. is there anyone in the clan willing to make it for a better price? =)

Buy a Mr. A and sell it for 15 million meat. Then buy all the webs you can find in the mall. Then turn them in for somewhere around 400 gourd potions and gain several levels.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: dc
argh, too much moxie needed to get to lvl15.

edit: and stupid hell ramen has gone up like 5k in the past week. gah. is there anyone in the clan willing to make it for a better price? =)

Buy a Mr. A and sell it for 15 million meat. Then buy all the webs you can find in the mall. Then turn them in for somewhere around 400 gourd potions and gain several levels.

Mr. A's fetch more than 5 million only if you are extremely lucky. Also there is soon to be a reset (which has soon to be for a long time)....at that time a Mr. A may become almost priceless as it is the only item you can keep in the reset.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: dc
argh, too much moxie needed to get to lvl15.

edit: and stupid hell ramen has gone up like 5k in the past week. gah. is there anyone in the clan willing to make it for a better price? =)

Buy a Mr. A and sell it for 15 million meat. Then buy all the webs you can find in the mall. Then turn them in for somewhere around 400 gourd potions and gain several levels.

Mr. A's fetch more than 5 million only if you are extremely lucky. Also there is soon to be a reset (which has soon to be for a long time)....at that time a Mr. A may become almost priceless as it is the only item you can keep in the reset.

Moron. Again.

Boozerbear has a standing offer for 10 million per Mr. A that's offered to him. He'll accept every offer of 10 million to him. What does this mean? This means that if you get less than 10 million for a Mr. A, you're an idiot.

Start at 14-16 in chat to sell your Mr. A at and don't drop below 11 million unless you're desperate.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Reset at the end of july.

I've got 1.5 million + inventory.

Saving madly for a Mr. A as that's about the only thing going through the reset

Probably won't make it.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Reset at the end of july.

Funny, I don't see any count-down timer on the front page like Jick said he'd do when a decision was made on the reset... Besides, I'm waiting to be able to ascend, too. The last quest isn't finished. Bockchow thinks the two-week countdown will be set into place at the same time the ascend-quest is finished.