Kingdom of Loathing

[Lonyo]

The ultimate guide

 

[Stark]

recipies

i just made myself an asshat, a spooky staff, a meat stack, and a barskin tent!

now i just need to find the heart of rock n roll to make a rock and roll legend (+7 moxie)

 

[Chu]

Is the site down?

 

[TuxDave]

:-( I can't login

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Did they close the beta? Are they working on releasing the final edition?? The site resolves and I can ping the IP, but the main page does not load...

 

[Stark]

Error 502
Remote server down or not responding.

 

[TuxDave]

Yay! It's up

 

[Stark]

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The Kingdom of Loathing
An Adventurer is You!


Problems...
There are (obviously) some problems right now -- I'm working on it.
- Jick

 

[Stark]

it's back! Where's the clan!!!

Stark33 (#92232)
Level 4
Chord Horker
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 18
Maximum Hit Points: 20

Current Mojo Points: 6
Maximum Mojo Points: 6

Muscle: 14
(2/29)

Mysticality: 8
(16/17)

Moxie: 19
(24/39)

Tipsiness: 12 (pretty drunk)
Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 49

Turns Played: 481


Advancement:

You must gain 1 Moxie to advance to level 5.

Equipment:

Hat: chef's hat (Power: 40)
Weapon: Gnollish plunger (Power: 35)
Pants: pants of the Slug Lord (Power: 30)
Accessory: box
Accessory: continuum transfunctioner


Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Moxie of the Mariachi
By diligently practicing playing the accordion at your campsite, you can channel the Moxie of the Mariachi -- your Moxie and Maximum HP will increase for a period of time.

Accomplishments:

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have helped defend the Gourd
You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.

Last Adventure:

Drunken Stupor

:beer:

 

[ThaPerculator]

Hey, im interested in the clan... name on there is Mojolectro. msg me on there or something, whatever you gotta do whenever you guys fire up a clan.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

If anyone's got the Strange Leaflet, here's what you need to do:

Strange Leaflet:
The strange leaflet is given to you by the Council Of Loathing. Use the leaflet and type in the cheat code "xyzzy"
to get LOADS of Meat and 100 Boost to each stat
Next, type in the following instructions in order:
Open Door
East
Take Sword
West
North
Cut Hedge
Pick Up Stick
West
Light Stick
East
North
Kill Serpent
Open Chest
Look Behind Chest
Look In Hole

You should now possess a House (GREAT campground item) and a Grue Egg (a familiar that attacks with your attack).

 

[Stark]

haven't recieved that leaflet yet. i still have to build my meat car, slay the boss bat, and face my nemesis in the dark and dank and sinister cave.

Have you made it to lvl 7 yet?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Stark
haven't recieved that leaflet yet. i still have to build my meat car, slay the boss bat, and face my nemesis in the dark and dank and sinister cave.

Have you made it to lvl 7 yet?

only level 5 here.

i need to learn to cook i guess.

cant seem to find much edibles.

 

[Stark]

got the meat car. the bat boss is next.

 

[Chu]

So, who wants to start the clan Level 3 here, but should be level 4 after today's session. Maybe level 5 if the console gives me a new quest.

-Chu, turtle tamer extrodinare.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

am at level 5....

learning how to cook food and working on the meat car.

 

[Stark]

I created two more characters just to extend the daily fun.

Level 5 Chromatic Cook (Accordian Thief)
Level 3 Frog Director (Turtle Tamer)
Level 2 Yeast Scholar (Pastamancer)

each class seems to have slightly different progression sequences.

 

[ThaPerculator]

ummm.. clan?

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: ThaPerculator
ummm.. clan?

nik, aren't you at lvl 7 yet?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

someone level 7 start one up.

 

[ThaPerculator]

I think if we are in a clan we're supposed to get a buncha meat on a daily basis and get mroe adventures or something... could be wrong.

 

[Stark]

-Join a clan when you reach level 3 (the minimum level to join). Being in a clan that has a calendar will give 3 extra turns a day. If the clan has a meat stash and 50k meat in its coffers, you will also receive 500 meat a day.

that's a lot of meat!

 

[Vortex22]

MAKE CLAN NOW!

 

[maziwanka]

damn. i wanna do this. ill set it up after work and then let the levelling begin while im here

 

[MiniGolfIsFun]

I'm level 5 too but I'm trying to gain as fast as I can to reach 7 if none of you guys get there first.

sooo... who's lvl 7 now that can set up a clan?