Lame 80's Songs

[monk3y]

POISON! omg the hair... the clothes... what were people thinking.

 

[Mikal]

<< Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey mickey!!! Oh god please kill me!!! >>



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RaoulDuke]

<< LOB, hey it all blends together.... >>


i thought you said bleed together, and i thought of soundgarden.. i thought you were making a reference to a band from the 80's, because they are from the late late late 80's.

 

[Mikal]

Jah, well, it's time to put on some Barry White and see if da wife is in the mood.

 

[Deeko]

I think we can safely say that the 80's was one of the worst decades of the century

 

[shiner]

<< I think we can safely say that the 80's was one of the worst decades of the century >>



Oh yeah...N'Suck and the Backdoor Boys are soooooo much better.

 

[kei]

good god
i'm actually fond of a lot of the songs that have been listed
content wise they may not be great but they bring back wonderful memories
my friends were enamored by New Kids on the Block

anyways, here's one for the list:

Everybody Have Fun Tonight
by Wang Chung

freakin' awful

 

[atom]

Dude, Styx ruled.

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.......lol

You want some real stinkers:

Kenny Loggins- Footloose
Stacy Q - Two of Hearts
Christopher Cross- Sailing
C+C Music Factory - Everybody Dance Now
Olivia newton John - Physical
Don Johnson - Heartbeat
Sheena Easton - Morning Train (not so bad as the others but still pretty bad)

 

[shiner]

Rock the Casbah!!!

Actually I like that song...never mind.

 

[shiner]

Styx? Most of their good, and I use that term loosely, music was recorded pre 1980.

 

[DaveJ]

<< dude the first nirvana album was in 89 and they were playing together before that. >>



I should've clarified that statement... the first &quot;mainstream&quot; Nirvana album was '91... Dunno if they qualify as an 80's band...

Dave

 

[Deeko]

<<
Oh yeah...N'Suck and the Backdoor Boys are soooooo much better. >>


Hey dork, I didn't say anything about them, nor anything about music at all. wtf is wrong with you people?

 

[Cweeks]

I'll take the 80's crap over the 70's crap anyday.

Here is my contribution to the lame 80's. Any and all songs by

Air Supply
Poison
(Any f_cking hair for that matter !!!! )
Barry Manilo
TOTO
Survivor
Rick Springfield
Michael Bolton


Need more ?

 

[Donuts]

Anything from the gloved one!

 

[b0mbrman]

One Way or Another!!! A stupid song made sexy by Piper Perabo in Coyote Ugly

 

[thraashman]

Poison - Unskinny Bop
Anything by Nelson. If you don't remember them, they were twin brothers with long blond hair and really sucky music.
And don't take shots at all big hair bands. Remember Guns N' Roses, they were good, when they were all the original members. Axl, Slash, Duff, Izzy, and I think one other guy. What a great band.

 

[Dean]

The 80's saw the rise of:

Guns N' Roses
U2
Jeff Healey
The Cure
The Cult


and others

The 80's had alot of sh!t stuff too...but to be honest with you, the 90's didn't shape music at all!!

 

[thedarkwolf]

I run a shoutcast server and have lots of 80s crap on it and I am sure some of you would put them in this thread

Motley Cruw
Twisted Sister
Ratt
Scorpians
Dokken
DIO

I can't think of anymore

 

[tennesota]

This may not qualify as the lamest song of the 80's but this has to qualify as one of the worst &quot;remakes&quot; in the 80's(or history)...Tom Jones and the band &quot;The Art of Noise&quot; doing a remake of Prince's &quot;Kiss.&quot;

 

[iamfried]

How in God's name did you come up with

<< Poison - Unskinny Bop >>

:Q
That album should have never made it out.

 

[Farbio]

deeko,
remember that the predesscors to your heros nstink and backdoor boys were in the 80's - they were known as new kids on the block then though

 

[Aenygma]

right said fred

 

[bigd480]

<< deeko,
remember that the predesscors to your heros nstink and backdoor boys were in the 80's - they were known as new kids on the block then though >>

true dat - my g/f used to be president of the nkotb fan club and she always points out how Nstink/Backdoor steal nkotb's moves...

BTW - 80's music is the ish, lame is in the eye of the beholder, if anything most of these songs were very original, unlike most of today's formulaic pop crap...

 

[Engine]

>>Styx? Most of their good, and I use that term loosely, music was recorded pre 1980.

<shrug> Like someone else said, it all blends together

 

[GasX]

Run DMC
Clash
Beastie Boys
Crosby Stills and Nash
Dire Straits
Foreigner
Eagles
Peter Gabriel
Genesis
Jeff Healey Band
John Cougar Mellencamp
Steve Miller Band
Moody Blues
The Police
The Pretenders
REM
Paul Simon
Bruce Springstein
Talking Heads
U2
Van Halen
Joe Walsh
Steve Winwood

You think the 80's sucked? That's your loss.